citizen024 commented on Well, This Explains So Much About Google

"Everyone knows Page and Brin are the real bosses."

citizen024 commented on If You Lived Here... Your Van Would Be On Fire

"seems like google is training employees to make street view for Iran."

citizen024 commented on Windows 7: 64 Bit. Windows 8? Try 128 Bit

"translation: expect to be stuck with Windows 7 for the next decade (or move to a *nix system)."

citizen024 commented on Red Accessories Coming to Kick More Digital Video Ass or Destroy the Galaxy

"Why does all the Red gear look like a prop made for the Spy Kids movie, or something like that."

citizen024 commented on Steve Ballmer Speaks the Language of Surrender, Perfectly

"OHHH, he's feeling the heat, i don't think Steve likes the police and the parliament of France choosing Ubuntu: [arstechnica.com] [www.zdnetasia.com]"

citizen024 commented on I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

"@lostarchitect: Real men cook (or just order some Chinese/or pizza), as for beer, i'm sure you could install a mini-fridge on top."

citizen024 commented on Overheard at Phone Conference: "Nokia Will Never Release an Android Handset"

"S60v5 (Symbian^1)is only a transitional OS, for nokia to stay in the game while they get ready for the offensive, its basically the old Symbian patched for touch, although the n97 will get better with the v20 update this month."

citizen024 commented on New Gigantic, Glowing Saturn Ring Discovered

"@UnicornMaster: yo momma so fat her waist is a size 30 (in CNGRSs*) (*Circumferences of New Giant Ring of Saturn)"

citizen024 commented on I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

"When will genetic manipulation get so far as to grow the perfect living-sextoy."