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"I have a hard time believing that this thing reads brainwaves."

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"I have a hard time believing that this thing reads brainwaves."

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"Doesn't a Segway do pretty much everything this thing does but better, and cooler and with a much smaller footprint, and at half the price, not to mention it being more practical. Inventors of this thing, you probably should have called Dean Kamen to see if he thought this sort of thing would turn out as useless as it looks like it has."

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"Inventor: So this is my invention and i need $10 to start my company. Sharks: How many have you sold? Inventor: One, to myself."