dukemang commented on AMD Revealing Atom-Killer Plans in November

"Rumor has it the Atom isn't that fast of a processor."

dukemang commented on EU Antitrust Lands Intel with Three New Charges

"@ oo0cyst0oo No, it like someone FINALLY charging the nascar driver for slashing your tire on your Saturn when you were kicking his ass. For a long time AMD performance was handing it to Intel but Intel's anti-competitive practices kept it alive until Core2 came out."

dukemang commented on Laser Windshield System Keeps the Elderly Driving Longer For Some Reason

"OK, old people just don't piss me off as much as punk teenagers do."

dukemang commented on Laser Windshield System Keeps the Elderly Driving Longer For Some Reason

"Now if we could just find a way to make it safer to share the road with teenage and 20-something know-it-alls that don't even need to look at the road (just each other while debating iphone apps) to see where they are going."

dukemang commented on Roll Out Of Air France's In-Flight Cellphone Service Experiences Turbulence

""Can you hear me now?"

dukemang commented on Predator Pilots Are Most Fatigued Military Flight Crews

"Ever dream in first person shooter?"

dukemang commented on Scientists Develop Lithium Ion Battery That Won't Ever Blow Up Your Laptop

"Well that's no fun."

dukemang commented on Question of the Day: How Lazy are You With Mail-In Gadget Rebates?

"I'd really like some uppity state to pass a law requiring that all rebates be honored at the register. Rebates are nothing more than a company getting earn interest on money they promise to give you only if you pass a test more rigourous than the bar examine."

dukemang commented on Unlimited Voice and Data Plans Forcing Carriers to Make Networks Better, Faster, Stronger

"Yeah, I just wonder if they will actually upgrade or just "redefine" unlimited, sort of the way the internet providers redefined "high-speed" and "broadband"."

dukemang commented on Boeing Dreamliner Turns Into Nightmareliner After New Delay

"I'm not sure I'm affected, no US air carrier gives a damn about flying new planes for domestic flights so I'll probably never fly in one even if they were on time."

dukemang commented on 5250-Foot Tower Will Make Burj Dubai Look Like Pencil

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dukemang commented on Girl Geeks on the Rise, Says Report

"My wife made the statement that makes it clear why girls are getting into gadgets."

dukemang commented on Kids Invent Vanishing Nail Polish to Dodge School Rules

""Everyone line up for the metal detector, blacklight, drug sniffing dog and cavity search."

dukemang commented on Why Apple Fanboys Think Reporters Are Licking Someone's Balls

"Duh."

dukemang commented on MIT Media Lab's Siftables Are Cool, But Ultimately Useless

"Soooo..."

dukemang commented on Battlebots Returns, This Time to ESPN

"Yeah, I was waiting for someone to come up with an inventive way to defeat the wedge that would render them useless."

dukemang commented on Battlebots Returns, This Time to ESPN

"Wait, you're gonna grab a cheerleader and all you're gonna do is kiss her?"

dukemang commented on Check Your Passwords' Strength at Microsoft's Password Checker

"I have a simple rule for passwords."