@CanHeHackett: Wait... Is it back or is it just my cache? Please don't feel bad, I need no star.
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: There had better be, or else I've kept Kirk Gibson's head in my freezer for a year for no reason.
And it's gone. I guess that loyalty oath didn't pan out.
Holy shit, I still have a star? Swearing that loyalty oath has really paid off!
Hey DUAN, what's going on? Keeping your heads down? I can comment, it looks like my extensive experiences with border crossing and ducking the authorities have paid off. For now.
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Hey, Sculptor!, how you doin'?
Hey DUAN! So the Blue Jays stink, I'm jealous of the Chicago Pants attendees and I spent work today phoning 150 doctors' offices. But I start an awesome job Wednesday, so it's all good.
I read that as "Gerald McRainey addresses the crowd in remembrance of Memorial Day" which would obviously be 10x awesomer.
@Quake 'n' Shake: @MarkKelsosMigraine: The CINCINNATI REDS painted on the first-base dugout is a clue to what stadium it is. It's a shame Pete laid a hundy on it being Crosley Field. He couldn't pass up the 20-1 shot!
@Jayhawk Marley: Wow, +1 for making what I belive is the most obscure reference in DUAN history. I did not get it, but thanks to Google, I now understand. Wow.
The sawing ended after a few minutes, and Mrs. Mancini told me she saw "a bunch of junk" piled up in their yard, so it's probably just some nighttime home renos, or he was angrily destroying his Caps gear.
Our neighbor has started sawing something at 8:30 at night... it's a corpse, right? I'm going to be giving the "they were always quiet" interview on the news tomorrow.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Will do, congratulations on the new site.
Pull the goalie! You have nothing to lose!
Stacey Dales is Canadian, why hasn't CBC hired her to do rinkside reporting for the Stanley Cup?
Zimmerman's streak ended. Quick, get some more typos on the unis so the Nats can be in any way relevant!
You go to gather evidence to make a judgement on one woman's implants and you miss two goals.
Let this game drive a stake through the heart of the god damn hoc-key meme and all its fucking useless offshoots.
contrarian arguments about sports and dated, semi-pretentious cultural references
Is there a "Be Funny" anywhere in there?
He deserves tens of millions just for the fact that he'll have to sit through every Washington Nationals game for six years.
"High and tight, mediocre chest" was the scouting report on the groupie who blew Mickey under the stands at the Stadium that one time.
