Elvisisdead commented on All AT&T iPhone 3G Stock Diverted to Pre-Pay Customers

"Fanboys."

Elvisisdead commented on Nintendo: We Ain't Afraid of no iPhone

"Wait - is there Pokemon on the iPhone?"

Elvisisdead commented on The Ten Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The United States

"@amblito: HA HA HA."

Elvisisdead commented on Shopping Cart Washing Machine Ensures at Least One Thing in the Grocery Store is Safe to Put in Your Mouth

"This is blatant pandering to all of the freak show 45 year old mothers of toddlers in the DC area."

Elvisisdead commented on San Francisco's Disgruntled IT Worker Shared the Secret Password With Mayor Newsom

"If you build the system well enough, document code properly, and maintain adequate change control measures, one fucking "Hero" shouldn't have to worry about others "messing his system up"."

Elvisisdead commented on British Doggie Paratroopers to Make High-Altitude Jumps With Cameras Attached To Their Heads

"@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: You could kill a metric assload of terrorists by carpet bombing with cats."

Elvisisdead commented on Lowe's Is Apparently Too Incompetent To "Build Something Together" With You

"@MitchV: If you have plum lines, you may have a problem, or purple chalk."

Elvisisdead commented on Beware of Awesome Auger's Awesome Shipping And Processing Fees

"You can also refuse delivery, and it will be shipped back to them at their cost."

Elvisisdead commented on Do Warning Labels On Flashlights Really Mean Anything?

"@Jim (The Canuck One): Personally, I'd rather vote on everything as part of a democracy than have it decided for me as part of a socialist collective ruled by a frigging monarch."

Elvisisdead commented on Worst Company In America Final Death Match: Comcast VS Countrywide Home Loans

"@MFfan310: Sure you can - it just sucks much worse than no lolcats or Consumerist."

Elvisisdead commented on 20 Creepy Baby Products

"@Thunderpants: Agreed - the nosefreida is better simply because it can actually be cleaned between uses."

Elvisisdead commented on Video: Girl Cheats Claw Game In Creative Way

"That is almost the coolest thing I have ever seen."

Elvisisdead commented on Apple App Store Developers Furious Over Crafty "Line Jumping" Application Names

"@pop214: LTRIM - one small command, and the app team can fix it."

Elvisisdead commented on US Airways Removing All In-Flight Movies, Didn't Want Your Stupid Business Anyways

"@McLucky: Think about that, though."

Elvisisdead commented on FNH Gun Blew Up In Owner's Hand Because He Used Reloaded Ammo

"@Hawk07: I've got a general idea."

Elvisisdead commented on FNH Gun Blew Up In Owner's Hand Because He Used Reloaded Ammo

"If anyone's wondering, the price of one of these handguns at a larger retailer was around $990 as of this past Saturday."

Elvisisdead commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Zaps Pampers

"@somuch: It's all about a PPM perspective."

Elvisisdead commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Zaps Pampers

"@sharkd: That's a stretch."