fastmike commented on Man Held On Domestic Violence Charges For Spanking Adult Daughter Over $5000 Cellphone Bill

"Was it an iphone and was Steve Jobs adding up the bill ?"

fastmike commented on AMD Roadmap Points To Twelve-Core Procs In Two Years

"i use a core 2 duo ....E 8400 and I cant see me needing anything faster for quite a while."

fastmike commented on Millennium Falcon Cake Can't Hyperspace, But is Best Birthday Cake Ever

"fuck it .....I,l get a tray"

fastmike commented on Moron Lies Down on Moving Motorcycle to Send Text Messages

"Too funny......."

fastmike commented on Armored Tornado Interceptors Are Probably Driven by Batman, Mad Max

"That looks to be about as much use as a chocolate teapot lol"

fastmike commented on Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies

"Heyyyyyyy can I get those in red ?"

fastmike commented on Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops

"MMMMMM some people should be other people's science project"

fastmike commented on Microsoft Mistakes Browser War for Browser Party, Sends Firefox a Lovely Cake

"LMAO @ Microsoft having a sense of humour."

fastmike commented on Question of The Day: What Do You Use to Take Your Photographs?

"I use a FUJI E900 cos it fits in my pocket and doesn't make me look like a tourist.My phone (Samsung D900i) takes reasonable pics ...."

fastmike commented on Pringles Can Inventor Buried in a—wait for it—Pringles Can

"i want to be buried in a condom packet.....after all its condoms that got me in this mess.Or rather the lack of them"

fastmike commented on How Two Teenage High School Dropouts Hacked Comcast

"@Captain Nobody: Happened to my wife twice......"

fastmike commented on Security Camera System Busts Homeless Woman Who Lived Undetected in a Man's Closet For a Year

"Too funny , how did she make up the rent after being discovered ?How desperate must one be to do something like that ?Did the guy wear the same clothes for a year ?picture his underwear :O"

fastmike commented on Wannabe Supersonic Skydiver Foiled by Weather: Tomorrow Looks Good

"Does this mean French Fries ?"

fastmike commented on The Veldini Q Wristwatch Was Inspired By James Bond: And it Has the Spy Gadgets to Prove It

"I so need one of these ...."

fastmike commented on Frenchman Plummeting 25 Miles From The Sky Will Break Sound Barrier, World Records

"@kevinyung89: There are cheaper ways to die"

fastmike commented on Frenchman Plummeting 25 Miles From The Sky Will Break Sound Barrier, World Records

"This is crazy......teach the frenchman to make an omelette..shouldnt take TOO long...then throw the robot outa the balloon"

fastmike commented on Scientist Creates Cold Fusion For the First Time In Decades

"Can someone hold my coat while I invent something I,l call ..the steam engine"

fastmike commented on CIA Inflatable Sex Doll Experiment: "Blow Up" Gets New Meaning

"If it started to leak would it go down on me ?"