formicae commented on Dumping Someone Is Hard, Even if That Someone Is a Sex Doll

"Man, the guy tries to avoid having his kids find the doll crammed into the dishwasher (on 'sanitize') and the police and news media end up getting involved. Bad day."

formicae commented on Marilyn Monroe's Typewriter: Used By One of the Great Minds of the 20th Century

"What, you don't write tear-stained, hysterical love letters to a dead president anyway? Weirdo."

formicae commented on Quiksilver's The Ray Watch is Confusing, But Eco-Friendly

"Really?"

formicae commented on Bacon Sets Off Airport Bomb Detector

"I can't believe this is the first time a German has traveled with carry-on bacon since security ramped up."

formicae commented on The ±0 Electric Kettle From Japan

"@iaintgoingthere: Japanese electrical products work fine in North America. Anyway I'd recommend the Rival Hot Pot Express over this thing."

formicae commented on Japanese ISP Institutes Upload Cap of 30GB… Per Day

"@Kilgore Trout: I was thinking more the alien newborn in Alien: Resurrection."

formicae commented on Dynamic Tower Skyscraper: Every Floor Self-Rotates, Powered by Wind and Sun

"How does the plumbing work?"

formicae commented on ImAmp by Audiotrack Beefs Up Your Cans on the Go

"For those of us without the time for DIY, you can get a hand-built amp (the PA2V2) that runs on two AAs (works great with NiMHs) for dozens and dozens of hours (~100) without needing a charge -- and when it does need one, there's a plug on the front to plug in the included AC adapter to charge it."

formicae commented on Asus 8.9-inch Eee PC 900 Confirmed

"ASUS says that the Eee PC 900 12G will launch in mid-2008 with a price tag of €399 ($600 USD). Good luck with that one."

formicae commented on Rear View Mirror DVR Ain't for Ellen

"My car needs a back seat DVR, if you know what I'm saying."