geekymitch commented on EVERYTHING'S OK!

"Don't take this wrong because in truth I'm glad your arrived in mint condition but... I have to admit it would have made for a more interesting story if the headline of the big reveal had been "Not only did my shit show up cracked, not only would it not boot, but my apple documentation envelope seal was broken!""

geekymitch commented on Comcast

"My personal favorite was one I saw for "Center of the Earth" - if you tuned in, it was indeed the Brandon Fraser kids movie. If, however, you read the description it was something about discovering hidden beneath the earth a group of sexy primatives...typical skinemax description."

geekymitch commented on Trash Can Urinal Is a Disgusting Solution to a Disgusting Problem

"I want one."

geekymitch commented on French President Implies Google Books Will Strip Their Heritage

"@bobofish: Dear lord people, have you ever heard of tongue in cheek? Much like renaming french fries to "Freedom fries" this was an attempt at ironic humor, not an attempt to get everyone fired up."