Owen has a penchant for long, emotional, personal and melodramatic articles that I really don't give a fuck about.

This sounds like every other fucking sports movie.
You write "Article" I read "herp derp"

wan bai gold?
What's the deal with Jesus Diaz anyway? I read his article once. then I analyzed the article's contents, deduced that the rest of his articles would be dumb write-ups and logical fallacies, and I closed my browser window.

I hear there is something to do with Apple and his diminished mental capacity? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

I guess i just don't understand being a retarded Apple fanboy.

#whitenoise
What's the deal with Jesus Diaz anyway? I read his article once. then I analyzed the article's contents, deduced that the rest of his articles would be dumb write-ups and logical fallacies, and I closed my browser window.

I hear there is something to do with Apple and his diminished mental capacity? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

I guess i just don't understand being a retarded Apple fanboy.

#whitenoise
@cowboybebopfan: You must realize one thing, being starred is never a clear cut thing. I've seen blam star people for posting a link to an old article (WTF right?), I've also seen destarring and bannings being dealt for equally dumb reasons.

if your post humours the powers-that-be, you might get a star.

But if your post displeases them (regardless of how civillized, logical, well argued, supported and thought out), you are in for a world of hurt.

tl;dr. most editors (mostly JD) are just power trippin trolls when it comes to alot of shit
At this rate, you'll be completely dumb by the year 2013

How about a new Meme?
Fucktard is fucktarded
At this rate, you'll be completely dumb by the year 2013
@davidgreen360: :) hopefully it'll be way more polished than the beta

*Waiting for my CE to arrive*
@WilliamTheFifth: Interesting fact: It's actually "over 8000" in the original Japanese script. It got fubared when being translated.
Congrats, he is the number 1 tool
@davidgreen360: That's what I thought as well when I saw the picture, "Damascus?"

FFXI flashback!
@General Disarray: It may his plane, but it ain't his airport, and it ain't his security staff/equipment.

The airport is still obligated to making sure only security personel have weapons. Steve Jobs is NOT a security personel. I can use SJ's same logic, smuggle in shurikens and murder some one in a bathroom, then hop onto my jet and GTFO.
Steve, welcome to the fucked up world of going through airport security.

How does it feel to be reminded that you are just as powerless as the rest of us in security? Get off your high horse, wanker
@Andy Kohnen: That was the best line i read on kotaku, of all time!
Why couldn't the droid 2 look like this?
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