paulnptld commented on The First Bill Gates + Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft Ad Makes No Sense

"It's actually a very smart ad."

paulnptld commented on Ballpoint Pen Doubles as an Emergency Cellphone Charger

"Two hours of talk time on one AA battery?"

Mayor McRib commented on The Mystery of iPod Nano Spy Photos

"Nice call on the USB cable."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Condom Dispenser Sets the Bar Too High

"It might as well come with a stopwatch (measured in seconds of course) and a E.D."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Microsoft to Deploy Their Own Version of the Apple Genius

"@Ginsu: I refuse to accept the idea that I've set any kind of standard for myself. Poop."

Mayor McRib commented on Condom Dispenser Sets the Bar Too High

"It's like a clip for your water balloons? Does it come with a dust cover?"

strider_mt2k commented on The 50-Foot Mechanical Spider Awakens

"@LocustWhored: lol Dear Giant Mechanical Spiders, Ltd., It's not that we're angry, so much as dissapointed... We really thought the Giant Mechanical Spiders were going to pull it together this year and start going to that trade school we talked about over vacation. The problem is that they just keep wasting time dawdling around destroying stuff and snowing downtown, not even bothering to shamble back home over the debris until 3 or 4 in the morning. The Giant Mechanical Spiders did so well at that job fair we attended and really showed some mechanical aptitude pulling the treads off of that tank. I just hope that the Giant Mechanical Spiders come out of this soon and start getting their lives together."

strider_mt2k commented on Best Semi-Naked Superhero Transformation Scene with Onigiri [NSFW]

"@Gospel X: That says it all for me. How much for a t-shirt?"

strider_mt2k commented on Unconfirmed: An Actual Picture of the New iPod Nano

"@MICHAELSD: You have broken the code!"

strider_mt2k commented on A Real Martian Cutie

"Did I mention that today's show was brought to you by the number 12? Because it was."

strider_mt2k commented on A Real Martian Cutie

"@Seth L: Ladybug's picnic is also a classic!"

strider_mt2k commented on Purchase Classical Works of Art, As Dreamt by a Young Steve Jobs

"Gagsome shillery."

godwhacker commented on Question of the Day: Have You Made Google Chrome Your Default Browser?

"still testing, don't use it for security needed stuff. i like it though, i forwarded the link to the head IT guy at work, and volunteered to test it for him, i got back a e-mail about the eula, countered that with the truth, then he sends me the mail about the memory usage stats, and the tells me that it's "bloatware" AND IE is a "lean" browser. this guy is a 14.4 modem on a broadband world"

strider_mt2k commented on The 50-Foot Mechanical Spider Awakens

"Science!"

strider_mt2k commented on Google Chrome: Anatomy Of A Logo

"@Plasmafire: -and the Glave from Krull."

nutbastard commented on Google Chrome: Anatomy Of A Logo

"@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge: Lifesaver + Everlasting Gobstopper = Jessica Alba's Vagina"