Half off all shafts! commented on The Neutered USB Humping Dog On Sale Now

"DISTURBING VISUAL IMAGERY"

Half off all shafts! commented on George Lucas in Carbonite

"He appears to *almost* have a chin there."

Half off all shafts! commented on Kid Takes Down Cable Repair Man with Well-Placed Punch to the Crotch

"I've seen better acting on Melrose Place."

Half off all shafts! commented on Pour Thing Keeps Sticky Sodas Off Your Gadgets

"I don't like the Sprite in you."

Half off all shafts! commented on Zune Guy Getting Rid of Zune Tattoos, Probably Replacing Them With Something Equally Embarrassing

"What's next for Zune guy, festering pustule tattoos?"

Half off all shafts! commented on Microsoft's "Vista Doesn't Suck" Ad Campaign Thinks Everyone Remembers The 15th Century

"Here's a fact: XP went about its business and i rarely noticed it."

Half off all shafts! commented on Forgo a New Car Purchase with Online Hourly Rentals

"Here in Toronto the local Autoshare bests Zipcar in costs. [carsharingtoronto.com]"

Half off all shafts! commented on De-Grease Unwashed Hair with Baby Powder

"I now use a sunscreen (Ombrelle Extreme 30) with Mexoryl and Parsol 1789, which protect against the especially nasty UVA rays for close to five hours, instead of just twenty minutes with the usual sunscreen."

Half off all shafts! commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man

"Looks like a floater."

Half off all shafts! commented on HTC Diamond To Lose its Crinkles, Get Smooth Back-Side, Codename Victor

"I shall name it Curly...for no reason."

Half off all shafts! commented on Three iPhone Carriers That Make AT&T Look Like a Deal

"I can't prove it, but i believe Rogers is responsible for the SARS outbreak."

Half off all shafts! commented on Sidekick 2008 Images Appear, Bigger And Clearer

"Which witch is which?"

Half off all shafts! commented on Walt Mossberg Joins Fox Business, Shows Off His iPhone 3G

"I'm not familiar with Fox Business Channel."

Half off all shafts! commented on Space Shuttle Media Center Is, Wait for It, Out of this World!

"Since the space shuttle fleet will be retired in two years i predict it will less than five before some punkard asks "What is that supposed to be?""

Half off all shafts! commented on BlackBerry Thunder Has Multitouch, Though Still "Not Ready" Say Rumors

"This is without a doubt the most annoying comment thread i've ever read on Gizmodo."

Half off all shafts! commented on Apple Not Selling iPhones in Canadian Apple Stores on Launch Day

"@citizen.lambda: It's near midnight and 33 celcius here in Toronto, so chomp on that with your crooked British teeth."

Half off all shafts! commented on Apple Not Selling iPhones in Canadian Apple Stores on Launch Day

"I'm glad this is playing out on a world stage, and that people everywhere are beginning to learn what we've known for years."

Half off all shafts! commented on Crawling Businessman Robot Is a Critique On Japanese Salarymen

"OH MY GOD it's what the tequila worm turned into in Poltergeist 2!"