General Halfshaftery commented on More Cases Essentially Confirm New iPod Nano

"So i take it from this design change that the nano 3G is heretofore known as the NANO GONE WRONG?"

General Halfshaftery commented on The Deadly Aftermath of a Rocket Explosion Seconds After Launch

"@im_back: I chortled, hehe"

General Halfshaftery commented on Brits Take Care of a Downed Transport Plane by Blowing it Up

"If only we could do the same thing with injured kids."

General Halfshaftery commented on Notes: Labor Day Changes

"Ok wait, are those the Labour Day weekend plans of the Gizmodo staff, or the Billionaire Boys Club??"

General Halfshaftery commented on Bloomberg News Accidentally Publishes Draft of Steve Jobs's Obituary

"whoops, ^^^ @Kaiser-Machead on the Edge:"

General Halfshaftery commented on Bloomberg News Accidentally Publishes Draft of Steve Jobs's Obituary

"The killer dolphins episode was one of the Treehouse of Horrors, but i found a transcript of the episode where the dolphins were mocking the imminent death of Homer, Flandres et al while they drifted in a lifeboat: [www.snpp.com]"

General Halfshaftery commented on Bloomberg News Accidentally Publishes Draft of Steve Jobs's Obituary

"Any chance someone can find that Simpsons clip of the squeaking dolphin which translated to "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" Seems fitting in this case, and it ranks in the top five funniest things i've ever seen on television."

General Halfshaftery commented on Sony Z4500 Motionflow 200Hz HDTV Gives Ultra-Smooth Video Action

"Are you saying "ya" three or four times near the end?"

General Halfshaftery commented on Sony's Thinnest Walkman Player Ever Has Active Noise Cancellation, Song Suggestion Software

"I own last year's 8GB S series and the thing is dang near perfect."

General Halfshaftery commented on Microsoft Fesses Up to 120GB Zune, Laughs While We Eat Their Breadcrumbs

"All i ask is that Microsoft keeps plugging away at this thing so there's at least one challenger to the iPod line with deep enough pockets."

General Halfshaftery commented on Headless Teddy Bear USB Drive Combines Kiddy Nightmares, Storage in One

"After years of gimmick USB drives, *this* is the first one i'd be proud to own."

General Halfshaftery commented on A Million Rich People's Personal Info Sold for $65 on eBay

"$65??"

General Halfshaftery commented on New AT&T iPhone International Data Plans Ream You Slightly Less Hard

"Okay just who started this whole "up the ass", "no-lube" "reaming" crap when referring to companies ripping off customers?"

General Halfshaftery commented on Drawings of Early Microscopes Show Artistry in the Pursuit of Science

"Now only if they'd stop forgetting to carry the 4 in the peace equation!"

General Halfshaftery commented on BlackBerry Bold Unboxed with Barely Controlled Enthusiasm

"How do i go about collecting that Crackberry.com neon green dinner plate?"

General Halfshaftery commented on Chococlock Is Designed to Make You Fat, Diabetic

"I hope she chokes on it!"

General Halfshaftery commented on Logitech MX 1100 Mouse Review (Verdict: Our Favorite Mouse Ever)

"Considering my first reaction to things not going my way on the internet is to pick up my mouse and slap it against the desk top repeatedly, this is not for me."

General Halfshaftery commented on Downgrading to iTunes 7.7 Fixes iPhone App Crashes (And Steve Speaks Again)

""Oh iPhone, what i am i gonna do with you!"