<![CDATA[Comments from halfshafter]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from halfshafter]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/halfshaft http://gizmodo.com/people/halfshaft halfshafter commented Geez, all that protection and he wears it with torn jeans.

]]> #c5405651 #c5405651 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:42:42 EDT halfshafter commented on Bioplastics: Environmentally Unfriendly, Contributing To The Food Crisis That's a fighting period if i ever did see one.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/384417/bioplastics-environmentally-unfriendly-contributing-to-the-food-crisis#c5395905 http://gizmodo.com/384417/bioplastics-environmentally-unfriendly-contributing-to-the-food-crisis#c5395905 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:20:42 EDT halfshafter commented on Europe Kicks Off Saturday Night With A Rocket Launch I'll be launching my own rocket in about an hour...

]]> http://gizmodo.com/384425/europe-kicks-off-saturday-night-with-a-rocket-launch#c5395847 http://gizmodo.com/384425/europe-kicks-off-saturday-night-with-a-rocket-launch#c5395847 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:12:34 EDT halfshafter commented on Policeman Tases Guy, Sets His Pants on Fire @Pope John Peeps II:

And i bet he was riding a Rascal and had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/383175/policeman-tases-guy-sets-his-pants-on-fire#c5338303 http://gizmodo.com/383175/policeman-tases-guy-sets-his-pants-on-fire#c5338303 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:17:43 EDT halfshafter commented on The Idiotic Shipping Hall of Shame and a Call to Online Retailers Invitrogen.com was my favourite.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/383157/the-idiotic-shipping-hall-of-shame-and-a-call-to-online-retailers#c5337824 http://gizmodo.com/383157/the-idiotic-shipping-hall-of-shame-and-a-call-to-online-retailers#c5337824 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:00:25 EDT halfshafter commented on Policeman Tases Guy, Sets His Pants on Fire "Alight" makes me think of handlebar moustaches, handsome cabs and bustle back dresses.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/383175/policeman-tases-guy-sets-his-pants-on-fire#c5337710 http://gizmodo.com/383175/policeman-tases-guy-sets-his-pants-on-fire#c5337710 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:56:20 EDT halfshafter commented on 1930s Steam Cooker Uses Car Exhaust To Cook For, Poison Your Family Mommy, not only am I not learning, i'm forgetting stuff I used to know!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/381775/1930s-steam-cooker-uses-car-exhaust-to-cook-for-poison-your-family#c5277501 http://gizmodo.com/381775/1930s-steam-cooker-uses-car-exhaust-to-cook-for-poison-your-family#c5277501 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:08:12 EDT halfshafter commented on 10 Lazy Gadgets To Help You Automate Your Weekend Bitch on wheels.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/381415/10-lazy-gadgets-to-help-you-automate-your-weekend#c5272777 http://gizmodo.com/381415/10-lazy-gadgets-to-help-you-automate-your-weekend#c5272777 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:45:30 EDT halfshafter commented on Microsoft: Your Xbox 360 HD DVD Player Is Still Awesome Does it play poo? Because i think i'd prefer it.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/381040/microsoft-your-xbox-360-hd-dvd-player-is-still-awesome#c5247161 http://gizmodo.com/381040/microsoft-your-xbox-360-hd-dvd-player-is-still-awesome#c5247161 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:56:36 EDT halfshafter commented on Keyport Update: Refunds Issued, But They're Keeping Your Keys I'm the Gatekeeper, are you the Keymaster?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/381066/keyport-update-refunds-issued-but-theyre-keeping-your-keys#c5246979 http://gizmodo.com/381066/keyport-update-refunds-issued-but-theyre-keeping-your-keys#c5246979 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:50:37 EDT halfshafter commented on Psystar Exposed: Looks Like a Hoax And yet the company is still more desirable than Vista!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380488/psystar-exposed-looks-like-a-hoax#c5224657 http://gizmodo.com/380488/psystar-exposed-looks-like-a-hoax#c5224657 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:21:53 EDT halfshafter commented on Guy Trapped in Elevator: 41 Hour Ordeal Caught On Tape The article says it happened in October 1999. Oh it was so much more fun then...

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380525/guy-trapped-in-elevator-41-hour-ordeal-caught-on-tape#c5224440 http://gizmodo.com/380525/guy-trapped-in-elevator-41-hour-ordeal-caught-on-tape#c5224440 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:13:36 EDT halfshafter commented on Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Wine Bottles Wait- THAT'S why the parking garage was closed last week?!? My barrister will be in touch.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379812/mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-wine-bottles#c5200852 http://gizmodo.com/379812/mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-wine-bottles#c5200852 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:34:54 EDT halfshafter commented on Chill a Can of Warm Beer in 20 Seconds Did anybody see the featured video afterward of a monkey peeing in its own mouth?!? OMG ROFLS!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379575/chill-a-can-of-warm-beer-in-20-seconds#c5185757 http://gizmodo.com/379575/chill-a-can-of-warm-beer-in-20-seconds#c5185757 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:55:21 EDT halfshafter commented on Latest iPhone Firmware Saves Pictures from Safari The thought of someone masturbating to images on their iPhone/iPod touch disturbs the hell out of me, and is probably one of the last keys to throw open the gates of hell.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379474/latest-iphone-firmware-saves-pictures-from-safari#c5180235 http://gizmodo.com/379474/latest-iphone-firmware-saves-pictures-from-safari#c5180235 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:36:53 EDT halfshafter commented on Indian Firefox Bus Probably Doesn't Have Wi-Fi Are those little green balls bookmarks or java applets?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379210/indian-firefox-bus-probably-doesnt-have-wi+fi#c5171122 http://gizmodo.com/379210/indian-firefox-bus-probably-doesnt-have-wi+fi#c5171122 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:08:11 EDT halfshafter commented on Flavour Designs Solves the Mystery of the Tipping Bowl "all over my K-Swisses" would've sounded much more horrific.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379165/flavour-designs-solves-the-mystery-of-the-tipping-bowl#c5169730 http://gizmodo.com/379165/flavour-designs-solves-the-mystery-of-the-tipping-bowl#c5169730 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:09:31 EDT halfshafter commented on Andre Kutscherauer Robot Art Reminds Us Not to be Cocky http://gizmodo.com/379138/andre-kutscherauer-robot-art-reminds-us-not-to-be-cocky#c5166882 http://gizmodo.com/379138/andre-kutscherauer-robot-art-reminds-us-not-to-be-cocky#c5166882 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:20:19 EDT halfshafter commented on Viatek CFL Makes Your Rooms Brighter, Less Smelly Lazy lightbulbs are for boozers.

No wait, lazy lightbulbs are for Eddie and the Cruisers.

Frig! Lazy lightbulbs are for Hoosiers.

DAMN IT

]]> http://gizmodo.com/379136/viatek-cfl-makes-your-rooms-brighter-less-smelly#c5166469 http://gizmodo.com/379136/viatek-cfl-makes-your-rooms-brighter-less-smelly#c5166469 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:06:07 EDT halfshafter commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like Collateral damage from Berlin's Take My Breath Away video shoot.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/378386/this-is-what-a-wrecked-12-billion-b+2-bomber-looks-like#c5130999 http://gizmodo.com/378386/this-is-what-a-wrecked-12-billion-b+2-bomber-looks-like#c5130999 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:03:45 EDT halfshafter commented on Dell Tries to Mend Fences With a Laptop Full of Pubes ch-ch-ch-Chia!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/378075/dell-tries-to-mend-fences-with-a-laptop-full-of-pubes#c5116785 http://gizmodo.com/378075/dell-tries-to-mend-fences-with-a-laptop-full-of-pubes#c5116785 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:41:20 EDT halfshafter commented on The Future of Broadband: We're Totally Screwed I would like to take this opportunity to tell everyone that Canada's Rogers ISP truly sucks the bag. As does their cable television and home phone service. They are a national shame.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/377955/the-future-of-broadband-were-totally-screwed#c5113892 http://gizmodo.com/377955/the-future-of-broadband-were-totally-screwed#c5113892 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:10:36 EDT halfshafter commented on Commenter Hall of Fame: 92BuickLeSabre This is nothing short of an arms race, and boy are my arms tired!!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/377486/commenter-hall-of-fame-92buicklesabre#c5092998 http://gizmodo.com/377486/commenter-hall-of-fame-92buicklesabre#c5092998 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:12:55 EDT halfshafter commented on Weird Combo of the Day: More Cowbell Hat With Purchase of Rock Band or Guitar Hero III Mr. Chen, did you not notice that Christopher Walken was in every skit Saturday night, donning a different wig for each no less? Why his performance in the googly-eyed plants number deserved dozens of awards alone.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/377083/weird-combo-of-the-day-more-cowbell-hat-with-purchase-of-rock-band-or-guitar-hero-iii#c5071855 http://gizmodo.com/377083/weird-combo-of-the-day-more-cowbell-hat-with-purchase-of-rock-band-or-guitar-hero-iii#c5071855 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:32:10 EDT halfshafter commented on Europe Approves In-Flight Cell Calls, Travel Gets Even More Annoying "HEY GUESS WHERE I'M CALLING YOU FROM!! NO REALLY, GUESS..."

]]> http://gizmodo.com/376781/europe-approves-in+flight-cell-calls-travel-gets-even-more-annoying#c5057004 http://gizmodo.com/376781/europe-approves-in+flight-cell-calls-travel-gets-even-more-annoying#c5057004 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:19:28 EDT halfshafter commented on Google's Zurich HQ: Office Fun For Everyone... Who Works There, Anyway There are far too many themed privacy cubicles. It's obvious they're dealing in black market diamonds and/or drugs.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/376603/googles-zurich-hq-office-fun-for-everyone-who-works-there-anyway#c5050685 http://gizmodo.com/376603/googles-zurich-hq-office-fun-for-everyone-who-works-there-anyway#c5050685 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:55:02 EDT halfshafter commented on Man Sells Pizza.com Domain Name for Serious Dough Damn it! I registered pizzapie.org

]]> http://gizmodo.com/376492/man-sells-pizzacom-domain-name-for-serious-dough#c5044696 http://gizmodo.com/376492/man-sells-pizzacom-domain-name-for-serious-dough#c5044696 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:24:47 EDT halfshafter commented on Windows XP Home Gets 2 Year Stay of Execution Thanks to Budget Laptops Windows XP. The decade-long operating system.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/375873/windows-xp-home-gets-2-year-stay-of-execution-thanks-to-budget-laptops#c5018701 http://gizmodo.com/375873/windows-xp-home-gets-2-year-stay-of-execution-thanks-to-budget-laptops#c5018701 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:56:50 EDT halfshafter commented on David Beckham Gets a Gold iPod Touch I hope his kids scratch it all to hell!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/375227/david-beckham-gets-a-gold-ipod-touch#c4989525 http://gizmodo.com/375227/david-beckham-gets-a-gold-ipod-touch#c4989525 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:29:35 EDT halfshafter commented Hey, get out of there.

]]> #c4986134 #c4986134 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:42:43 EDT halfshafter commented on Toshiba Satellite Laptops: New Fusion Look, Charge-Anytime USB Ports, Cheaper Prices In the year 2008 AD man discovered a way to charge his USB devices while his computer slept.

And God wept.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/374801/toshiba-satellite-laptops-new-fusion-look-charge+anytime-usb-ports-cheaper-prices#c4973810 http://gizmodo.com/374801/toshiba-satellite-laptops-new-fusion-look-charge+anytime-usb-ports-cheaper-prices#c4973810 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:35:04 EDT halfshafter commented on Sprint's Samsung Instinct First Hands On and iPhone Sizemodo (UPDATED: Now with Full Tour Video) Man hands!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/374739/sprints-samsung-instinct-first-hands-on-and-iphone-sizemodo-updated-now-with-full-tour-video#c4973597 http://gizmodo.com/374739/sprints-samsung-instinct-first-hands-on-and-iphone-sizemodo-updated-now-with-full-tour-video#c4973597 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:23:30 EDT halfshafter commented on NASA Lunar Chariot Tested by NYT Earthling (Verdict: Best Rims in Outer Space) Those tires are sure to kick up space rabies.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/373860/nasa-lunar-chariot-tested-by-nyt-earthling-verdict-best-rims-in-outer-space#c4939332 http://gizmodo.com/373860/nasa-lunar-chariot-tested-by-nyt-earthling-verdict-best-rims-in-outer-space#c4939332 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:56:30 EDT halfshafter commented on Earth Hour Wants All The Lights Off, But We Want Them On How about i tell both of you to cram it? That way i don't have to do a damn thing.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/373639/earth-hour-wants-all-the-lights-off-but-we-want-them-on#c4924839 http://gizmodo.com/373639/earth-hour-wants-all-the-lights-off-but-we-want-them-on#c4924839 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:28:52 EDT halfshafter commented on The Most Depressing Watch Ever: Prepare to Be Bummed I think it would look better if the face was filled with pungent urine.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/373156/the-most-depressing-watch-ever-prepare-to-be-bummed#c4911731 http://gizmodo.com/373156/the-most-depressing-watch-ever-prepare-to-be-bummed#c4911731 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:37:30 EDT halfshafter commented on Woot! Woot! Off! Now! Until they start shipping next door to a country named Canada, Woot will always be s-h-i-t to me.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/372761/woot-woot-off-now#c4897619 http://gizmodo.com/372761/woot-woot-off-now#c4897619 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:19:52 EDT halfshafter commented on Commenter Of The Day: Page Six Edition Me i'd like some kind of medallion for coming up with "colossal asshole"

]]> http://jalopnik.com/370935/commenter-of-the-day-page-six-edition#c4829347 http://jalopnik.com/370935/commenter-of-the-day-page-six-edition#c4829347 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:22:48 EDT halfshafter commented on Commenter Of The Day: Page Six Edition I subscribe to the New York Post solely for its articles.

]]> http://jalopnik.com/370935/commenter-of-the-day-page-six-edition#c4818178 http://jalopnik.com/370935/commenter-of-the-day-page-six-edition#c4818178 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:09 EDT halfshafter commented on New York Times Goes Negative On Jalopnik El Camino Campaign "My Name is Earl Camino"

]]> http://jalopnik.com/370721/new-york-times-goes-negative-on-jalopnik-el-camino-campaign#c4817583 http://jalopnik.com/370721/new-york-times-goes-negative-on-jalopnik-el-camino-campaign#c4817583 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:56:45 EDT halfshafter commented on Nissan Cube Coming To US, Electric Version Still A Concept Damn thing keeps burning my toast.

]]> http://jalopnik.com/370602/nissan-cube-coming-to-us-electric-version-still-a-concept#c4806189 http://jalopnik.com/370602/nissan-cube-coming-to-us-electric-version-still-a-concept#c4806189 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:20:35 EDT