halloweenjack commented on MythBusters Claims the Moon Landings Actually Happened

"@generall: I'm kind of unimpressed with your post, chum."

halloweenjack commented on Emperor Throne Only Lacks Button to Fire Death Star Laser

"So..."

halloweenjack commented on Video Hands-on: Samsung X360 is an Air Killer

"Can we declare a moratorium on the "[Apple product]-killer" trope already?"

halloweenjack commented on 12 Examples of Abandoned Space Technology

"You know, for something that never actually carried cosmonauts into space, there sure are a lot of spares sitting around."

halloweenjack commented on Phew: Cute iPhone Factory Girl Didn't Get Fired

"Here's the truth, y'all: unable to shake my overweening obsession with her, I utilized a little-known feature of the iPhone's GPS function to determine her location, called her on the iPhone that she was working on at the time, and arranged to have her smuggled to the U.S."

halloweenjack commented on Build Your Own Large Hadron Collider in 1.62 x 10^28 Easy Steps

"It also needs a long-haired cat for stroking, and a colorful henchman, preferably female."

halloweenjack commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art

"Full frontal or it ain't Burning Man."

halloweenjack commented on Tokyoflash Rogue Proves Tokyoflash Still Has the Flash

"The innermost ring is seconds, with the outlying crescents denoting AM or PM. ...y'know what?"

halloweenjack commented on Six Ton Walking Spider Takes Passengers on Giant Robot Rides

"I'd like to rent this for the purpose of crushing my enemies beneath its remorseless steely tread."

halloweenjack commented on Duracell's New Ad: 'Oh No Your Kid Just Got Stolen!'

"I thought that she would have found her kid tooling around in a podracer, or hanging out with a couple of dudes in earth-colored robes."

halloweenjack commented on Owner Calls For Chew Toy Recall After Dog's Injury Results In Tongue Amputation

"Drink?"

halloweenjack commented on Gaming on the Death Star: Microsoft SideWinder X6 Keyboard With Switchable Keypad and X5 Mouse

"Not really tempted to give up my oldskool Logitech G15 for this."

halloweenjack commented on Emily Isn't Real, But Would You Have Guessed?

"She's like the younger, less-buff sister of Maya."

halloweenjack commented on New iPhone Comes Loaded with Photos of the Girl Who Made It

"Even though my iPhone didn't come with these photos, or any others, I'm going to load them on anyway and then I can pretend that she's my secret iPhone girlfriend. /am one sad bastard"

halloweenjack commented on Quick Tip: Quick Sync Only Calendar and Address Book To Your iPhone

"@sam_i_am: Your concerns are noted, and ignored."

halloweenjack commented on Man Held On Domestic Violence Charges For Spanking Adult Daughter Over $5000 Cellphone Bill

"This is news?"

halloweenjack commented on Innervision Plastic Bike Should be Called Re-Bicyclable

"Yeahhhh, that's my dream bike--the look and feel of a milk jug."

halloweenjack commented on What US Weekly's List Of Star Virgins Reveals About Teenage Girls

"I saw a porn movie titled Star Virgin once; the title character is being raised aboard a spaceship by a robot who is explaining the facts of life to her, and wraps things up by deflowering her him(it?)self."