hotbutteredtoast commented on In the Future, We All Will Be Google-Approved

"This is another one of Google's big-brother projects that is great in theory (kinda) but is just too big of a project to take on."

hotbutteredtoast commented on Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats

"I don't think mall cops need Maybach rims."

hotbutteredtoast commented on Cadillac CTS-V Sportwagon Is Go!

"CTS Sportwagon restored my faith in the American auto industry."

hotbutteredtoast commented on Before Your Next Crime Spree, Be Sure to Print Your Own Handcuff Key

"There was a guy in upstate New York who kept handcuff keys up his butt at all times."

hotbutteredtoast commented on Matte Black MacBook Pro Looks Like a Deadly Stealth Ship

"@Obey__: Can't you get a Colorware MBP for much less than that, but without the "Stealth 1 of 10"?"

hotbutteredtoast commented on Real Surround Sound Beats Fake Surround Sound 10 to 1

"Doesn't this photo violate Giz's policy on sitting WAY too far from your 1080p TV?"

hotbutteredtoast commented on Sit-to-Walkstation Gives You the Option to Be Lazy

"So you can be lazy, waste energy, AND make people think that you're using the treadmill!"

hotbutteredtoast commented on Now Just What In the Hell Is Going On Here

"Eww FailBlog on Giz?"

hotbutteredtoast commented on Hand In Hand Clock Would Need Plenty of Wall Space

"@OfficerMike: On Labor Day I'm going to Google "Officer Mike's wooden clock" and I intend on finding a flickr with pictures."