TechnoDestructo commented on Want That Hot Restaurant Reservation? Ask With A European Accent

"@maztec: Yeah, at this point, I think the US ought to switch over to the system used in most Chinese (as in IN China) restaurants and just expect that 2 or 3 entrees are ordered from which everyone shares. @Onouris: "What in the name of all things holy is a European accent?"

TechnoDestructo commented on Want That Hot Restaurant Reservation? Ask With A European Accent

"@Shadowfire: That doesn't really affect the management, except in increasing employee turnover."

TechnoDestructo commented on Tropicana: Our 100% Juice Could Contain "Anything From Nature," Even Dairy

"orangeS, even."

TechnoDestructo commented on Tropicana: Our 100% Juice Could Contain "Anything From Nature," Even Dairy

"@floraposte: That's probably just the extra acidity from the Brazilian oranged."

TechnoDestructo commented on Give the People What They Want: Ekranoplans For All!

"God I would so love to take an ekranoplan on an intercontinental flight."

TechnoDestructo commented on Tropicana: Our 100% Juice Could Contain "Anything From Nature," Even Dairy

"@Wes_Sabi: Christ, that's lovely."

TechnoDestructo commented on Tropicana: Our 100% Juice Could Contain "Anything From Nature," Even Dairy

"@Dobernala: There's 100% natural arsenic in the groundwater around many gold deposits, too. On the subject of Tropicana sucking: Tropicana Pure Premium used to be all American oranges."

TechnoDestructo commented on Lutz Calls For Three-Year NHTSA Crash Testing Moratorium

"@theeastbaykid: Well, maybe you should ask a 1930s Ford employee that, too."

TechnoDestructo commented on Lutz Calls For Three-Year NHTSA Crash Testing Moratorium

"'BOUT FUCKING TIME. If this happens, particularly if it happens permanently, look for it to get MUCH easier to individually import a car, AND for more wacky Asian and European iron to make it stateside, as it will cost less for manufacturers to import stuff. @bygeorge: The South Korean Won is devalued even more than the dollar lately (it kind of bounces between about 900 to the dollar and 1200...and it's around 1100 now)."

TechnoDestructo commented on Starbucks New "Perfect Oatmeal" Loved By Cat

"Black cats are difficult to photograph."

Howie411 commented on Best Buy (Accidentally) Announces Yet Another "Elite" Reward Zone Level? "Premier Black?"

"Someone's getting fired."

TechnoDestructo commented on "The Computer" At AT&T Is All Powerful And Humans Have Lost Control!

"@verazula: [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net] What's that about text only whatever?"

TechnoDestructo commented on Gothamist says that there's

"Heh."

TechnoDestructo commented on Palin Takes Protecting Polar Bears "Very Seriously"

"ANWR should be opened exactly in time to keep the existing infrastructure active."

sleze69 commented on Customer Battles Lowe's Online Over $3500 Fence, Wins

"I was very close to having Home Depot/Lowes install my fence."

TreyWaters commented on Siemens Oven Moves Your Roast Like a Death Star Hangar Lift

"To those that see the problem of boiling grease pouring out the bottom of this oven: Is that really an issue with your cooking? The only way I could see enough grease to be in the oven and come pouring out is if you are deep frying in the oven (which I've never done) and you overfill your container."

TechnoDestructo commented on U.S. Airways: Abandoning Passengers "Is Not A Compensation Issue"

"@alyssariffic: Ever see "Outbreak?" Remember when Morgan Freeman's character is telling Dustin Hoffman's character that he mustn't get his helicopter in the path of that plane or else they won't be able to bomb the town? This is like that."

the_wiggle commented on Why Do Americans Insist On Buying Cheap Crap Instead Of High Quality Merchandise?

"@stavr0: god yes he did."