pepe the king prawn commented on With Northwest's Help, Ticket Scammer Ruins College Student's Volunteer Trip

"Call your local police station or dial 911 and say you need to file a criminal complaint. 911?"

pepe the king prawn commented on Chrysler Execs To Call New Owners To See How Things Are Going

"dear bob "nards", you suck."

pepe the king prawn commented on Charter Cable Gives Free Porn To The Mentally Handicapped

"you should elevate this problem to someone in a higher position and see if they can help you bring a happy ending to this story."

pepe the king prawn commented on Geico Insurance Quote Increases Over $1,000 After Bait And Switch

"also, the op mentioned a "minor parking lot accident." need to see the mvr to be sure."

pepe the king prawn commented on Geico Insurance Quote Increases Over $1,000 After Bait And Switch

"tried to get a quote from geico once."

pepe the king prawn commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built

"@wonkydonky: that is the most awesomest thing i've ever heard!!"

pepe the king prawn commented on Dunkin Doesn't Serve Cup O' Ice Water Or Any Variant Thereof

"@davebg5: i'm gonna get you sucka"

pepe the king prawn commented on Macy's Confiscates Your Item Because "Another Customer Wants It"

"@MDSasquatch: i'm an average person & a cast iron pot has a tremendous value: i can cook things in it without the food ending up on the floor or in the stove."

pepe the king prawn commented on 8 Monthlong Dodge Charger Problem Fixed After Consumerist Post

"wow, maybe i should have consumerist post a story about the problems i've been having with my saab!"

pepe the king prawn commented on Save On Car Rentals By Renting After Busy Holidays

"i just use hotwire.com for car rentals."

pepe the king prawn commented on It's Impossible To Cancel Arcot's SecureCode On Your Mastercard

"hotwire does something like this too."

pepe the king prawn commented on It's Tax Day! Here Are Some Post Offices That Are Open Late...

"@DeepFriar: tax cat got lasik in anticipation of his stimilus check."

pepe the king prawn commented on Geek Squad Soaks Your Computer, Blames You

"wow, it doesn't even seem like it was a hardware issue to start with."

pepe the king prawn commented on My Article In Reader's Digest, Interview In GOOD Magazine

"2300 words?"

pepe the king prawn commented on Toys "R" Us Carries Lower Back Tattoo Stickers Perfect For Your Trampy Kid

"don't know about you all, but i think "tramp stamps" are hot!!"

pepe the king prawn commented on Economic Stimulus Reminder Notes Are Here!

"@ExcelsiorDDZ: put a lock on your propane input valve and only unlock it after calling your provider for a fillup (and you know the per gal charge)."

pepe the king prawn commented on BMW Denies Test Drive Because You Are Not A "Serious Customer"

"moco: that's *exactly* what i would have done.everone else: he's not a smug/rich/whatever person."

pepe the king prawn commented on Qwest: The Phone Line We Installed In Your Father's Nursing Home Never Worked, But Pay Us Anyway

"the op shoulda coughed up the money for a cell phone."