JacquesAss commented on Sony Walkman S Series Hands and Ears-On

"Jesus - isn't the player mentioned earlier in the day that comes with built-in noise-cancellation?"

JacquesAss commented on Deep-Sea Submersible Alvin, Discoverer of the Titanic, To Be Replaced By Bigger, Badder Sub

"@UGA: Best reference of the day, hands down."

JacquesAss commented on First Ever Hydrogen Vehicle 'Cross-Country' Road Trip Had a Lot of Help

"@stre: How do you propose to compress the air?"

JacquesAss commented on Star Wars Laser Weapon Battles Arrive in 2016—at the Earliest

"A) I can't believe that Gizmodo has a whole article category entitled "Pew Pew". B) Thank you, Gizmodo, for having a whole article category entitiled "Pew Pew"."

JacquesAss commented on First Ever Hydrogen Vehicle 'Cross-Country' Road Trip Had a Lot of Help

"Wait - the future is hydrogen-powered Buick Regals with busted front-ends?"

JacquesAss commented on Olympus Hazard-Proof Tap-To-Snap Stylus 1050 SW and Its Skinny Sidekick, the 1040

"Yet another Olympus that I refuse to consider solely due to the memory card. It just doesn't seem like the licensing revenue on xD could possibly compensate for the lost sales revenue of people not buying their cameras..."

JacquesAss commented on Photos Emerge of Emirates A380 Showers: Tiny, But Luxurious

"If you've ever joined the mile-high club, you would know that squeezing two people into a normal coach lavatory (and then satisfactorily squeezing one person into another) is on the difficult side."

JacquesAss commented on iPhone 2.1 Firmware Hints at New iPod touch

"Sales aren't declining. The rate of growth of sales appears to be declining (although the latest quarter grew faster than consensus)."

JacquesAss commented on Lightning Review: Sony MDR-NC500D Digital Noise Canceling Headphones

"Audio-Technica ATH-ANC7 for the win. Wired picked them over the Bose QC2."

JacquesAss commented on More PSP 3000 Spy Shots

"So...these are THOSE spy shots."

JacquesAss commented on Windows 3.11 to Sing its Last (MIDI) Song On November 8th, 2008

"Windows 3.1?"

JacquesAss commented on Evolution of the Super Soaker Watergun

"Which one would be most appropriate if I wanted to super-soak that ho?"

JacquesAss commented on The Breast Motion Power Generator is a Genius Idea

"@chonnes: 400g in an implant = medium to large C-cup (assuming 400cc=400g, which is true for water, i.e, saline - silicone would be slightly smaller for that mass). The mass seems right - it's just that those chest cannons would be much larger than Kiwis..."

JacquesAss commented on SPult Universal Remote is Sleekly Simple by Ditching Most Buttons

"@Denver_80203: Speaking of Bluetooth, at first glance, the profile shot looks like a Bluetooth headset."

JacquesAss commented on Ten Million Pixel Comcast Display Wows Viewers With Un-throttled Ultra HD Video

"I like how big 27,000 gigabytes sounds."

JacquesAss commented on The Cloud Is Your Furryoptics Best Friend, Strangely Turns Me On

"Girl?"

JacquesAss commented on Regular Russian City Immortalizes Enema With $42,000 Statue Held Aloft By Angels

"That's not red wine..."

JacquesAss commented on Story of a Peanut: The TiVo Remote's Untold Past, Present and Future

"@impreza: And now I see that it could be exciting for other reasons."