jbrecken commented on Golden Girls: Nathalie Du Toit

"She must have committed some seriously horrible sins in her last life to end up in this one not only with one leg but also stuck with a name that's pronounced "twat.""

jbrecken commented on Fierce Creatures: Drag Industry Variety Awards Bring It

"@veronykah: I agree."

jbrecken commented on "Self-Reflection": A Bizarre & Macabre Short Story, Brought To You By Vogue

"The story seems more Lovecraftian."

jbrecken commented on "Are You Still A Virgin If You've Had Oral Sex?"

"When she first said she grabbed her babysitter's keys, I was like "Tracie has a kid?!?" but then the story continued to the point where she was the kid and the universe made sense again."

jbrecken commented on 10 Gadgets For Guys Who Hate To Cook (But Love to Eat)

"I have at least one Toastabag-cooked cheese sandwich a week."

jbrecken commented on LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

"TxtDad's purs duzzent go withis shooz."

jbrecken commented on September Elle Is Full Of Double-Jointed Models, Dumb Fall Trends

"Is the comment about the false lashes talking about the ones on her eyelids or on her boobs?"

jbrecken commented on Do You Have A Problem With Mirrors?

"If I were forced to live with a wall of mirrors, I'd probably cover them with Colorforms, or magnetic poetry if magnets stick to mirrors."

jbrecken commented on Games People Play

"Are those question marks on different colored bases the new version of the pawns?"

jbrecken commented on Gossip Girl Goes Gross • Chlamydia Drug Goes Over-The-Counter

"Splash Saotome with hot water, and he'll turn back into a boy."

jbrecken commented on Oh Deere: Pink Takes Tractor To Tinseltown Street

"Ho mow?"

jbrecken commented on Marvel Monkey Around With Their Heroes

"That's not an Iron Ape."

jbrecken commented on Female Olympians Known For Their Brawn, Not Their Beauty

"There's some unfortunate lighting in this shot that makes her appear to have a bluish five-o'-clock shadow."

jbrecken commented on Shun Brand Name Drugs With Two Letters After The Name And Save

"Is Tylenol PM still okay?"

jbrecken commented on Adjustable-Height Suspension

"How is this any different from your average low-rider?"

jbrecken commented on Grill Hot Dogs the Gas Station Way

"@GeekyNerdGuy: The $1.30 barely covers the cost of the propane."

jbrecken commented on Poll: Is It Immoral For US Airways To Charge For Drinking Water?

"I think the best way to protest this would be to bring the kind of collapsible 5-gallon water containers they make for camping, and then fill in the airport before getting on the plane."

jbrecken commented on Beer Belt: A Haiku

"Sweater in August?To keep her boyfriend's beer cold,she stands in the fridge."