"She must have committed some seriously horrible sins in her last life to end up in this one not only with one leg but also stuck with a name that's pronounced "twat.""
"When she first said she grabbed her babysitter's keys, I was like "Tracie has a kid?!?" but then the story continued to the point where she was the kid and the universe made sense again."
"I think the best way to protest this would be to bring the kind of collapsible 5-gallon water containers they make for camping, and then fill in the airport before getting on the plane."
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