@TheNimboo: well.. actually.. valve develops some legendary games you might have heard of. such as.... half-life, half-life2, counter-strike, +source, team fortress, tf2, day of defeat, and portal
hey now... it may not be porn... but i still felt like the saddest kid on earth that Christmas lol.
these other stories are entertaining as well. i voted for batteries
one Christmas, i was about 10 or 12 at the time... I used to love sleeping by the fireplace at night, right next to the Christmas tree. Every season, I would do this with my little brother, and fall asleep to the warm glow of the fire, and wake up in the morning with presents all around us. The Christmas before, i got a Slammer RC car and some Crazy Bones. It was a dream come true. I went to sleep too giddy to even imagine what i was going to receive the next morning. I awoke to the sound of wrapping paper crumpling around me, as i stared at 2 of the biggest packages i had ever seen wrapped. They were at least 3 feet tall and a slightly smaller one next to them. I immediately started shredding the paper it was wrapped in, like a hungry wolf digging into its prey...
What did I uncover? 2 brand spankin new... Comforter and blanket sets... the smaller package next to it? A 100 capacity floppy disc lock box.
