jollygoodlad commented on "First" iPhone 3G Owner Says It's a Survival Bet, Gets Chinese Masseuse

"So Brett does speak English in What."

jollygoodlad commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow?

"My wife has always suggested that there should be an oriface of some sort on the Xbox for my sake."

jollygoodlad commented on Unlocked iPhones Putting Gadget Activation Company Out of Business

"If a quarter of this little guy's profit loss equals $30 mil, then they're still realizing $90 mil in profits, right?"

jollygoodlad commented on Hulk Smash Electronic Fists: 1-Minute Catfight and Review

"The slow motion shots would've worked better with bigger jubblies in bikinis."

jollygoodlad commented on Apple Store Retail Employees Getting New Shirts, Slogans, Impatient Attitude

"@Joe Manning: Welcome to retail!"

jollygoodlad commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"@satori7: Bob?"

jollygoodlad commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"@Git Em SteveDave: Haha, I'll have to hunt that show down. Good points that you mention; but with the current administration, everything seems to be questionable."

jollygoodlad commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"@Git Em SteveDave: Soo.."

jollygoodlad commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"Interesting that they can find a stealth bomber, but cannot find two commercial airplanes that landed 1) on the Pentagon's doorstep or 2) in the middle of a grassy plain."

jollygoodlad commented on Koei Turning 30, For They Are Jolly Good Fellows

"Hacking through hordes of armies is jolly good says me, the autority of all things jolly good."

jollygoodlad commented on New Duke Nukem Screen (Har Har)

"Is it me or is 3D Realms giving us the finger with the new logo?"

jollygoodlad commented on Monks Sign Universal Record Deal Thanks to YouTube, Probably God Too

"@Arelar: Uh-huh.."

jollygoodlad commented on Robo-One Robot Street Fighter: Actual Robot Chicken Beats Metal Ass, But Where's the Beef?

"The chicken knows Jeet Kune Do?"

jollygoodlad commented on LionKing 800 Cellphone Has One Year Standby Time, Manufacturer Says (Verdict: Manufacturer May Smoke Too Much Skunk)

"Simba?"

jollygoodlad commented on Never Fear, Space Kimchi Is Here

"Doesn't Korea have more cases of stomach cancer that any other country in the world?"

jollygoodlad commented on Best LEGO Sets in History

"More often than not, my Legoland Town sets would inavertently be invaded and razed to the ground by any combination of Godaikins, Transformers, and/or GI Joes."

jollygoodlad commented on Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Slightly More Revealed

"Wait a second.."