He needs to lose his license, fork over most of his assets to the victim, and submit to a groin kick once the victim recovers.

We knew what you meant.

Any honest low-voltage tech will clad the line properly, and lay a warning ribbon over the line before burying it.

If the local contractor is a f*cking hack, he'll bury the bare fibre-optic an inch deep with a garden trowel and run off.

They go directly to a lawyer. Then they go to a hotel.

The lawyer calls Chase, and asks those assclowns where to send the bill. If they don't start paying for expenses immediately, the lawyer arranges a loan to sort out the immediate damage ... and all loan expenses will be added to the damages sought in the lawsuit.

I carry a pistol for the same reason people wear seatbelts when they drive. I have had six attempts at violence on my person during my lifetime. All six were completely shut down by merely displaying my firearm.

States in the US with no firearm restrictions are far less violent for good reason. Criminals there are sneak thieves, and avoid confrontations like the plague.

Victim-disarmament states are free-fire zones for criminals ... little chance of facing an armed victim, so confrontations are sought out.

As for gun = penis, the simile says more about the persons making it than it does about gun owners ... and besides, if I could project deadly force at 100 yards with my penis, I wouldn't need a pistol.

Credit Card companies hate people who pay off balances every month.

They want nothing to do with the rich or with smart middle class folks. They make the most money off of poor people who screw up and eat penalty fees, followed by people who carry big balances.

Music can only be heard by the victim being Tazed, who gets to twitch to the built in bass amp.

Load it up with Ramstein: Du ... Du Taze ... Du Taze Mich! ....

I'll wait.

If they do not see a shoplift take lace, and erroneously detain an individual, that individual can sue for false arrest ... good for a minimum $50k settlement in most cases.

the reason for this right to detain is to avoid violence ... the merchant makes the detention, the police are called, and the courts sort it all out.

I think we could start by robbing them of their fifteen minutes of fame.

Go on a killing spree for attention, and get none. A quick trial, no photographs or mention of your name, an execution, and your ashes flushed down the coroner's office toilet.

Make the spree killer an unperson. Make it clear that this will happen to other spree killers.

No fame for you!

Whirling blades vs. enemies FTW.

Where such laws exist have generally been the most violent in the US ... I believe this is a primary cause of said violence, rather than simply a response.

Britain has gone completely bonkers, and is even experimenting with knife control ... and now has an epidemic of street violence and occupied home break ins.

As for Japan ... I suspect that, if you start counting murder/suicide family destroyers as murderers, instead of suicides, the violence rate in Japan ain't as rosy as their government would have you think.

The only two that inflicted more than a few casualties were in victim-disarmament zones ... an Amish grade school, and a campus with strict gun control.

The rest were shut down by armed citizens or off duty cops. The CCW holder who was wounded and made paraplegic in that Tacoma mall shooting is a friend of mine ... the mere fact that he even tried to take on that SKS-armed emo retard was enough to make said emo run away and hide until the police got to him.

A van has far more foot-pounds of killing energy than any firearm.

Anonymous will hand them their own heads. None of us are as mean, nasty, and batshit insane as all of us.

These twits have no clue how useless their little laws are.

Benzoic Acid melts at 115 degrees ...

Here is a clue for you ... Sub-Genii are not followers of anyone or anything. Not even followers of RuPaul or some other randite/constitutionalist geek.

Unless it amuses them to do so.

If you are offended by the rest of the folks in the US misinterpreting the constitution, I would suggest immigrating to New Swabia.

This kind of crap is exactly why I downgraded the sucker.

I use the credit union account to pay off balances on my credit card ... and use the card for only stuff like internet purchases ... and carry cash for everything else.

If my credit union balance gets low because of an emergency, I transfer money from my credit union letter of credit to cover temporarily.

Basically ... no one has access to my credit union funds ... I decide where they go. The closest to them anyone gets is to one of my credit cards ... and those charges are easy to dispute.

It IS the government's job to punish thieves.

He should start by switching banks, and then sue BoA in small claims. $50 for the financial loss, and $2950 for mental anguish seems like a good start.

Join your state Farm Bureau for a few dollars a year, and get long distance service for just the long distance rates.

You don't have to live on a farm to join.

If some scammer dumps crap on the phone number, they simply reverse it immediately, without any arguments.

We can solve both the fuel crisis and the population crisis.

And make 'em post vids on youtube afterwards.

I handload myself ... some of my firearm have spendy ammo requirements.

I ain't going to go cry to the manufacturer if one of my loads blows up in my face.

If firearms were regulated exactly as much as automobiles, I would be able to buy a machinegun on ebay, have it shipped to me as freight, and use it legally on my own property without ever filling out a government form.

I would be able to carry my machinegun in public if I passed a simple test on local state firearms laws, and demonstrated a little proficiency at the range.

Are you sure you want firearms regulated like automobiles?

Google blocks fast multiple searches ... and it slows your machine down to a crawl. Useful only if you have a home network, and can dedicate one extra PC to only doing this.

Use open dns so your name server requests aren't telling these louts where you are going ( this one is free and easy ... everyone should be doing it ):
[www.opendns.com]

Use an encrypted proxy service, or if you can't afford a paid one, use Tor:
[www.torproject.org]

We must redouble our efforts. America should scare you all of the time.

If a pharmacist insists on the right to not sell drugs he despises, then I insist that pharmacies all become deregulated ... and the government allow anyone to buy any non-narcotic from anyone. Period.

Lady needs a "Cat in a Bag".

They can be launched from motorcycles as anti-pedestrian missiles ...

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