kclofter commented on WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs

"Maybe the Russian intelligence service will place this in an umbrella tip."

kclofter commented on Regular Russian City Immortalizes Enema With $42,000 Statue Held Aloft By Angels

"Do all Russian colonic therapists wear short white coats and high heels?"

kclofter commented on On Assholes Tracking Steve Job's Health

"The story itself is not major journalism, but you can bet stock analysts are all over it."

kclofter commented on CIA-Style Hide and Seek: Exploding Notebooks, Suicide Needles, Rectal Tool Kits and More

"Let's see, rectal took kit...every time you take a dump it comes out."

kclofter commented on News Corp. Hires Hacker to Break Into Dish Satellite Network, Steal Security Codes for Pirate Cards

"@CFStang: Brilliant!"

kclofter commented on Steampunk Nerf Rifle Lets You Get Victorian on Someone's Ass

"Maybe I just don't get it...what does an adult _do_ with this kind of stuff??"

kclofter commented on Question of the Day: How Big is Your Digital Music Collection?

"99 Gig, compressed but not lossy (FLAC)."

kclofter commented on 800 Mph Jet Car Needs Just One Thing More: A Pilot

"Sure it can do 800mph on the straights, but what's it do in the turns, like the one right behind it on that track???"

kclofter commented on Russian Scientist Proposes Domed Cities to Protect from Nukes

"uhhh....wouldn't it get awful warm inside there???"

kclofter commented on DARPA Urban Challenge Cars Invading Pentagon Parking Lot

"Prepping for Bait Car."

kclofter commented on Pirates of the Caribbean Themed Theater: Set Sail For Some Movie Booty

"It is hardly valid to call this much of a theme - a few gallons of paint, a lantern and a few coins in barcoat does not constitute a Pirates of the Caribb theme."

kclofter commented on Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth

"And what happens if the connection doesn't completely break at the end of your call - I prefer the ability of not having the possibility of an open mic always available."

kclofter commented on Germany Titanic Doomsday Bunker Is Groovy, Surprisingly Not Full of Nazis

"Uhhh....Marathon Man would feel right at home with that dental chair."

kclofter commented on DIY Case Mod Turns Your PC Into a Gigantic Heatsink

"Uhhh, has anybody actually thought about capturing the heat from your 'puter and routing it to your furnace as a passive way to help heat the house??"

kclofter commented on A One-Way, One-Person Mission to Mars: Who Wants In?

"@indemnitypop: Why quit smoking - I'd start again!"

kclofter commented on British Protecting Local Textards by Padding Lampposts

"If it's true, then the systems-based approach to reducing injury is quite novel & will work."

kclofter commented on Backpack House: Plummet To Your Death in Style

"And I'm sure the neighboring building would be more than happy to sell you the air rights."

kclofter commented on B-2 Stealth Bomber Crashes, 1.2 Billion Dollars Turn to Smoke

"When they the long overseas flights (30 hours) they need to be able to recline to sleep."