kevjohn commented on Homemade Bellows Lens Captures Antique Images

"@szrimaging: Until you go and get the film processed and discover you have image after image of absolute crap."

kevjohn commented on I Am Le Fast: France's AGV Super Train Aims to Go One Better than TGV

"You are all wrong."

kevjohn commented on New Clip From New Knight Rider, Still No Turbo Boost

"Surprisingly, this movie looks pretty bad.Wait, did I say surprisingly?"

kevjohn commented on Gizmodo Super Bowl XLII Tech Commercial Awards

"I dug the Iron Man commercial, but movie trailers shouldn't count."

kevjohn commented on Retro Arcade Gaming Fan Heaven Is Worth Infinite Quarters

"Behold!"

kevjohn commented on Life-Sized Chocolate Keyboard is, Sadly, Just a Concept

"When the keys start melting at least you'll have another excuse as to why your keyboard is all sticky."

kevjohn commented on Undersea Telecom Cables Mysteriously Cut, Digitally Stranding India and Middle East

"Cables to the Middle East cut??"

kevjohn commented on Digital Sculpture at Heathrow Airport Demonstrates that Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining

"It's like a disco ball took a few tabs of good ol' lsd."

kevjohn commented on Guy Who Uses Stun Gun on Son to Toughen Him Up Jailed, Unsurprisingly

"Sure you guys are coming down hard on the father now, but when the kid grows up and takes the World Cage Fighting championship belt from Tazey McTaserstein (who just so happens to have the natural ability to generate 100,000 volts from his fingertips) we'll see who gets the last laugh."

kevjohn commented on Hitachi W61H Cellphone Packs E-Ink Display on its Bum

"Can't you hack this so it'll display..."

kevjohn commented on Amore Bay Is Most Hideous Hot Tub Ever Created

"Classy lovetub."

kevjohn commented on Nikon's New SLR Leaked, the D60

"Great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the week wondering if Nikon wears thongs or granny panties."

kevjohn commented on Marijuana Vending Machines Opening For Business in LA

"Stop pandering to the weed smokers!!"

kevjohn commented on High School Student Builds 100% Wooden Bike

"@Marty200: Don't worry, he'll learn sooner or later. Now, on a completely unrelated note..."

kevjohn commented on Foxconn and United Keys Bring OLED Keyboards This Summer on the Cheap

"Really?"

kevjohn commented on The Real Camera Behind Cloverfield

"@JRo: I liked it."

kevjohn commented on Touch-Enabled Asus Eee PC Coming Later this Year

"@evan394: She's a blonde woman trying to use a computer."

kevjohn commented on Pistol Camera Makes Scorsese, De Niro and Pesci Happy

"meh, not nearly as fun or Homeland Security-alerting as the classic fotosnaiper."