Red_Eye commented on Bailout passes. 263-171. [CNN]

"Everyone please prepare for the final stages and send you representative a photo of yourself in the traditional Goatce position with you affidavit of readiness."

Red_Eye commented on Bailout Plan Gets Tax Cuts And Other "Sweeteners" To Help It Pass

"Yes, please take my money and invest it in these companies who couldn't make sound enough business decisions to stay afloat!"

Red_Eye commented on Gorton's Wants To Know If You Noticed Anything Fishy About Their Fish Sticks

"The other 60% is Soylent Green.............."

Red_Eye commented on WaMu Fails, Feds Seize It, JP Morgan Buys It, Your Accounts Are Ok

"See everyone who gambled on WaMu Stock lost, and wont be getting squat."

Red_Eye commented on BREAKING: Congress Has A Bailout Plan

"Well the Wootoff ended last night so they had to find something to do!"

Red_Eye commented on Hershey Responds: Consumers Love Our New Fake Chocolate!

"Like I said in my message to Hershey recently ( [www.patentlystupid.com] ) I will NEVER purchase another one of their frankenchocolate products nor any of their other products again. Frankenchocolate SUCK Hershey you can take that to the bank."

Red_Eye commented on Splenda Bad For You, Says Sugar Industry Study

"@TheUpMyAssPlayers: The stevia you're buying must suck."

Red_Eye commented on Wall Street Is Dead

"Well if Wall Street is dead does that mean we can quit paying all those rich bastards and not bail out folks with corporate welfare?"

Red_Eye commented on Babies "R" Us: Don't Try Using Our Nursing Chairs For Their Intended Purpose

"@jillian: Being a male I cant say I have ever experienced this problem, but hopefully you or someone else will answer this for me. If they forbade bottle and/or breast feeding in the chairs would that be acceptable since then its not about the breast feeding but about feeding?"

Red_Eye commented on DirecTV Install Imbroglio Makes Longtime Customer Want To Destroy Furniture

"The fact you are leasing the receivers is well known and has been in place since 2006, did you bother to read your service agreement or the noteice DirecTv sends?"