klew commented

"I guess the old chairs and CRT televisions can be strapped on tanks as plate armor."

klew commented on WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs

"I guess the CSI crew will just look for people with blood and flesh bits scattered over their clothes, or look up the mail order logs."

klew commented on The T3 Makes a Guy Wearing a Bike Helmet on a Scooter Scary as Hell

"Time to start printing t-shirts with my face on them"

klew commented on Verizon's LG Dare Full Review (Verdict: Best iClone Yet)

"Whenever I see that word, I think of Stan Bush's second song on the Transformer's soundtrack."

klew commented on Ozone Concept Car is Wheely Eco-Friendly

"It would suck having to put tire chains on this."

klew commented on Third-Eye Jacket Records People Laughing at You Behind Your Back

"Didn't the Sontarans show us how dangerous a back-of-the-neck hole is?"

klew commented on Fair Share Cake Plate, Hands Off Kid!

"It doesn't take into account density variations in the cake mass or uneven frosting."

klew commented

"Looks more like a Diet Gherkin. [en.wikipedia.org]"

klew commented on (RIP Soul Calibur: 1998-2008) Yoda, Vader Make SCIV Cover

"The swords must be polished mirror-smooth, because we all know mirrors reflect light (and therefore lightsabers)."

klew commented on Canon EOS Digital Rebel XS: A Great DSLR For Cost-Conscious Noobs

"@bosskev: the sensor difference could certainly be a better result, and now I wonder if the XS uses the same accessory lineup of the XSi (like new battery shape, and battery grip)"

klew commented on Autonomously Schooling Robofish Will Become Cylons of the Sea

"I wonder how the electrics will interfere/attract sharks or other creatures that can sense EM fields."

klew commented on Casio Oceanus Watch: Solar Drives Atomic

"The Oceanus M700 model has a tide graph on it, which seems like a useful feature for the ocean-going crowd, I kind of liked that feature, even if it was a gimmick."

klew commented on This Is Living (And A Talking Urinal Cake)

"meh to that, have you ever wanted to urinate on a rock waterfall?"

klew commented on 360 To Sponsor Football Team, Did Not Get Dreamcast Memo

"Get a hockey team Seattle, then I'll consider moving."

klew commented on Dining Table Recreates Pong With 2,400 LEDs and 2 Trackpads

"@thebear91: but you might get some downblouse action"

klew commented on Lacoste Asks: How Will We Play Tennis In 2083?

"It's also good the see that the US is still around (or has some influence) if "miles per hour" is still used."

klew commented on Lacoste Asks: How Will We Play Tennis In 2083?

"Wasn't it supposed to be Virtual Virtual Tennis?"