krueger246 commented on Pick Up Line Generator: Worry Not Awkward Geeks, Gadgets Can Get You Laid

"@daftrok: hahaha nice my best was when i never even said a word to the girl and 3 minutes later her pants were gone."

krueger246 commented on Pick Up Line Generator: Worry Not Awkward Geeks, Gadgets Can Get You Laid

"Me: do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Attractive female: no, how much? Me: enough to break the ice; hi my name is matt.* *continue drinking until charming as opening line."

krueger246 commented on Go Ahead...Make My Breakfast! Insert Your Joke Here

"@krueger246: $#@& wasnt paying attention and pressed enter."

krueger246 commented on Go Ahead...Make My Breakfast! Insert Your Joke Here

"go ahead, make my breakfast!"

krueger246 commented on Yamaha's Flagship YSP-4000 Soundbar...In My House (Verdict: Sounds Great, Hard to Place)

"@npa189: eh im inclined to say that they do work yet dont deliver the punch you would like..."

krueger246 commented on Sony Says Goodbye To Rear Projection TVs

"Sony TVs suck...."

krueger246 commented on Which TVs are the Most Reliable? Flat Ones.

"ugh i work for a tv repair shop and yes maybe i do see more dlp's then lcd and plasmas but if you remove the lamp on a dlp going out every 2-3 years (which is supposed to happen) then in all reality lcd's end up having the most problems as well as the most expensive. basically here is your break down of problems in a dlp mitsu- dm module within the first 4 years power supply around 10 samsung- color wheel in less then 3 years power supply around 9 now if you want to talk about the most repairs head over to sony and buy yourself and sxrd and watch it break about 4 times in the service life. ps if your buying a tv these days always get the extended warranty that goes up to 5 years."

krueger246 commented on New Phone for People Who Like Mushrooms, Hate Poisonings

" Ya i dont think they'll approve of the mushrooms i eat..."

krueger246 commented on Stephen Colbert Gets His Free iPhone

" was steven colbert's iPhone background a weed plant?"

krueger246 commented on Optimus Prime Full-Sized Working Truck (Video)

" guess whose seen that movie!!! highly recommended!!!"