mariospants commented on Some States Continue To Sell Lottery Tickets Long After The Top Prize Has Already Been Awarded

"So if the orginal complainant isn't satisfied with a simple notification that the grand prize has already been won for a particular prize (already available on web sites and likely if he asks the vendor), he is essentially asking for is a refund if he doesn't win the lottery. That's ass-hatness to a high degree."

mariospants commented on American Airlines Cancels Flight Because Their Customers Are Too Pissed Off To Fly

"Pilot to maddening crowd: "Just remember - we can fly the smooth and easy route or we can fly Air Turbulance."

mariospants commented on Lowe's Self Check Out Is Apparently Just A Huge Pain In The Ass

"@mac-phisto: I, too, have experienced the "please remove item from baggage area" at Home Depot and it was totally intermittent and was driving my wife and I nuts."

mariospants commented on Sports Chalet Treadmill SALE!!! Save Two Cents!!!

""2.75/1.75 chp motor mach z motor"..."

mariospants commented on Thompson Calls Judge "Raving Wild Woman", "Unhinged"

"God, I would love to have him review video games."

mariospants commented on Yep, Finally Did It, Got The Squirt A Name

"@Fox: "What in the world would anybody be able to do with name of an unborn child?"

mariospants commented on This Partially Filled Half-Gallon Of Milk Is Reasonably Priced

"I like this story, it's got merit."

mariospants commented on Public Storage Closes Early And Locks You Inside

"well, apparently the OPs weren't creative enough: feining injury or a heart attack would be a good start. What I want to know is does this mean you have impunity to break into adjoining lockers and steal shit because nobody is going to come and stop you?"

mariospants commented on Spherion Corp. Steals $426,000 From Widow

"This is a downright scary story."

mariospants commented on Games Today: We Do Melodrama?

"I am so done with melodrama."

mariospants commented on Yes, This Is The Chrono Trigger DS Trailer

"ummmm..."

mariospants commented on Let's Watch The First Mega Man 9 Footage

"I love it, but couldn't they at least improve some of the faults of the 8bit titles?"

mariospants commented on Adult Anime Drawings Forged in Halo 3

"Nice work but I fail to see how this could be NSFW."

mariospants commented on Are You Proud To Buy American Cars?

"Except for a '66 Mustang I once owned as a teenager (in the late 1980s) I've been an import guy all of my life."

mariospants commented on Gas-Mileage Savings Calculator Shows True Cost Of Trading Your Guzzler For A Sipper

"The problem with this argument is that it only really applies if you've already paid off your vehicle."

mariospants commented on Rock Band Weekly Update: Pepper Rush

"So many good songs coming, so many more to come (this week's release has a bass-heavy theme) but we'll know it's all over when they start releasing John Tesh covers."

mariospants commented on Zero Punctuation Takes On Ctrl+Alt+Del

"CTRL-ALT-DLT is a horrible comic any way you slice it."

mariospants commented on Wal-Mart's Logo Is Getting A Makeover

"@Fivetop: "puckered sphincter"."