Mark commented on Drown Yourself In Andre: It's Mark's Last Day

"All of this carrying on is going to seem awfully silly when I coming crawling back here in about three weeks."

Mark commented on Drown Yourself In Andre: It's Mark's Last Day

"I'm really not going to get anything done now, what with all the weeping, the seizures of sadness, and the aneurysm of gratitude I'm a little busy with at the moment."

Mark commented on Drown Yourself In Andre: It's Mark's Last Day

"Oh, fuckballs."

Mark commented on Drown Yourself In Andre: It's Mark's Last Day

"FIRST!"

Mark commented on Some Afternoon Fun With Adrian Grenier Pick-Up Line Mad Libs

"So how about we go home and I firstname the lastname out of you?"

Mark commented on Some Afternoon Fun With Adrian Grenier Pick-Up Line Mad Libs

"So how about we go home and I Turtle the Drama out of you?"

Mark commented on AMPTP President Nick Counter's Picket Sign Popularity At All-Time HIgh

"More debating and less flaming, or the banning begins."

Mark commented on CAA Assimilates The Yankees

"@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: I don't know whether to ban you for not reading past the headline or for being a Red Sox fan."

Mark commented on TLC Appreciates, Ignores Helpful Viewer Suggestions About Their Glaring Typos

" @Johnny: Thank you for contacting Defamer."

Mark commented on Commenter BusterBluth nails

" *See TedSez's comments above re: the not-John guy in the pic."