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"John Mayer here. Just thought I'd let you guys know that I'm not much for the LiveBlog thing."

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"@ichi1: Remember accordion-fold printer paper from back in the day?"

OMG! Ponies! commented on When Political Cross-Branding Goes Horribly Wrong

"Damn."

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"*sniff sniff Do you smell that?"

OMG! Ponies! commented on Ballpoint Pen Doubles as an Emergency Cellphone Charger

"@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge: Will it be handy after you've made poo-poo all over it?"

OMG! Ponies! commented on Lightning Review: Microsoft SideWinder X6 Gaming Keyboard

"Not even worth a comment from me."

OMG! Ponies! commented on Pixel Drink Coasters Can Have Any 8-Bit Shape You Want

"This will go great with my Master Sword swizzle stick."

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"@Poison_Shroom: I hate to break it to you but when it comes to Manichean wars, rucksacks don't really count."

OMG! Ponies! commented on Create New Masterpieces Out of Google's Chrome Comic Using Photoshop

"There will be unicorns."

OMG! Ponies! commented on Checklist: Make Your Cell Signal Suck Less

"And what if I have a shitty iPhone 3G that has trouble getting reception in midtown Manhattan in a room on the 24th floor with large windows on two walls?"

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"Nothing's better than using Save Benjis in Best Buy."

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"We're discussing an ad."

OMG! Ponies! commented on The First Bill Gates + Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft Ad Makes No Sense

"Also, ads are getting dumber. This commercial was followed at the next ad break with a 3 minute minisode involving some carpool of women."

OMG! Ponies! commented on The First Bill Gates + Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft Ad Makes No Sense

"I saw the ad."

OMG! Ponies! commented on EA Announces SimCity and The Sims 3 for the iPhone: Spore Coming on September 7th

"@ripfire: Fuck MULE."

OMG! Ponies! commented on Dealzmodo: Huge Timbuk2 Bag Sale

"Can't justify buying any more bags."

OMG! Ponies! commented on Scientists Do Extreme Close-Up On Milky Way's Black Hole

"@hindsight2020: "The Mist" doesn't come from interstellar portals opened by misguided scientists because all interstellar portals open onto Hell. You've obviously never (a) played DOOM or (b) seen Event Horizon."

OMG! Ponies! commented on 200,000 Core Supercomputer to be Built, Still Not As Clever as HAL

"@OMG!"