mcjake commented on Domino's Tests The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

"Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni and also topped with pepperoni hot pockets and with pepperoni and cheese stuffed crust."

mcjake commented on KFC's "Vegetarian Sandwich" Isn't, Stop Kidding Yourself That Fast Food Restaurants Have Vegetarian Options

"I worked at KFC in high school."

mcjake commented on Google: Of Course [Our Advertisers] Are Seeking To Hijack Or Divert Consumers

"Does no one understand how advertising works?"

mcjake commented on Microsoft's "Vista Doesn't Suck" Ad Campaign Thinks Everyone Remembers The 15th Century

"@dirtybird1977: "Vista is actually not an entirely bad OS ..."

mcjake commented on Rumor: MacBook touch Coming in October

"what is the practical use for something like this?"

mcjake commented on Liber Toit Connects Building Roofs via Wall Climbs, Tubes and Slides

"Yet just like normal jungle gyms with tube slides this one will reek of urine and sweat by the end of the first day it's open."

mcjake commented on Starbucks Charged Me Extra For The Vanilla In My "Vanilla Latte"

"Could just be a stupid worker or store."

mcjake commented on Scientists Use Mosquito-Mouth Design for Pain-Free Hypodermic Needle

"Finally!"

mcjake commented on Seattle's Filthy, Prostitute-Ridden Automated Public Toilets Now Available on eBay

"BEST QUOTE EVER! God, I'm a journalist."

mcjake commented on Well, At Least It's Free

"My grandpa once had about 5 wheel barrels full of clean dirt stolen from him."

mcjake commented on KFC Hands You Biscuits And Says "Here. This Is Just So You'll Get The Fuck Outta' Here!"

"I worked at KFC for a while when I was in high school, and running out of chicken, sides, or biscuits was pretty standard."

mcjake commented on We Must Have Space Sex For Moon and Mars Astronauts, Says Scientist

"Any bets that the first baby born outside of Earth will be named Michael Valentine Smith?"

mcjake commented on LEGO Batman PS2 Bundle Comes With Game and Justice League: New Frontiers for $149 (But No Bat Logo)

"Why are they are still selling new PS2s?"

mcjake commented on 13 Confessions Of A Waiter

"@sparklingpink: "1."

mcjake commented on 10 Ways to Escape From the iPhone Madness

"@comfortablesofa: Yes."

mcjake commented on Debt Collector Sends Verizon Collection Notice To A Fluffy White Dog

"I would never get my dog Sophie her own credit card."

mcjake commented on TiVo Selling Your Secrets, Turn Off That Jon & Kate Plus 8 ASAP!

"How is this any different than what Gizmodo or any other commercial website (including mine) do every single day?"

mcjake commented on Woman Who Died While Watching TV Sat Unfound for 42 Years

"Welcome to Croatia!"