Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on How Not To Introduce Your Ugly Supercar

"@Pessimippopotamus: "And this is a where I do a my poopy""

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on This Metal Man Bends in Ways We Can't

"@Hachiken: Hey, I'm going to go buy my beer now."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on How Not To Introduce Your Ugly Supercar

"@Pessimippopotamus: His eyebrows and bell...*hurl*...y hair match."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on How To Talk Amongst Yourselves Using #whitenoise

"And make sure to spell it correctly."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Chinese Couple Sells Baby for Cellphone Money

"That's very sad."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Tech Clues That Your Spouse May Be Cheating

"@yogibimbi: Look, buddy."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Tech Clues That Your Spouse May Be Cheating

"@djdare: Though not a spouse, my big clue was quick window shrinking, which was obvious to me by the reflection in the window. Next was a casual gander at the history, which reveled an online database of porn, and a goody of an email that went something like "I really enjoyed keeping you company in bed"..."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on This Metal Man Bends in Ways We Can't

"@Hachiken: Well, not too much longer and you can trade it in for a beer."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on This Metal Man Bends in Ways We Can't

"I can do all that."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on This Metal Man Bends in Ways We Can't

"@Hachiken: Chill pill. *hands you one*"