mhlaxp commented on Update: Oops, the MEDUSA Mind Control Ray Gun Will Actually Kill You

"I had the same problems with my mind control device."

mhlaxp commented on Korean Scientists Closer To Fusion?

"@jkr2: Not quite."

mhlaxp commented on Korean Scientists Closer To Fusion?

"@generalsean: @jkr2: I mean, sure, unlimited energy sounds great, but we'll probably just use it all up."

mhlaxp commented on Korean Scientists Closer To Fusion?

"I fail to see what problems unlimited energy would solve."

mhlaxp commented on Tip: Shooting a Malfunctioning Device with a Shotgun Voids the Warranty

"@macabron: Sawing off the shotgun is pretty illegal, I think."

mhlaxp commented on Question of the Day: Do You Feel Naked Without Your Cellphone?

"Well, I don't feel naked without my cell phone, not at all, and I'm such a misanthrope that usually when I get calls I just look at my phone to see who's calling and ignore them, which my friends don't really appreciate."

mhlaxp commented on Convicted Spammer Escapes Prison, Murders Family, Kills Himself

"I got like, 40 emails about this this morning, but they all turned to to be ads for Viagra."

mhlaxp commented on How Do You Organize Your Pr0n?

"C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\porn I also have a folder at C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\not porn, but all it contains is a shortcut to the porn folder."

mhlaxp commented on Of Course, Final Fantasy XIII Is PC Bound! [Updated]

"Based on the quality of FFXII and the quality of Square's previous PC ports I have to say I'll be happy if this one can compare with the PS3 or 360 versions."

mhlaxp commented on Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs: The Lightsaber Duel

"So Bill Gates is Kermit the Frog now?"

mhlaxp commented on Lightning Review: Timbuk2 MacBook Air 'Steve Sleeve'

"My Timbuk1 still works just fine for me, thanks."

mhlaxp commented on Simple Ways To Kotaku Komment Better

"Keep in mind, Kotaku, that when you start mandating that everybody play nice you create an artificial environment in the comments where truth is sacrificed for friendliness and the only real comments are those which you have already declared to be forbidden."

mhlaxp commented on Awesome Adults Build Giant Indoor Slide For Kids

"When my mom was growing up on the south side of Chicago her family bought a house from a guy who had done a similar thing."

mhlaxp commented on It Took Comcast 20 Calls and 3 Visits Over 5 Weeks to Determine That No Cable Was Run to This Guy's House

"@xint: I had another service."

mhlaxp commented on Question of the Day: Does Your Partner Understand Your Gadget Obsession?

"What, no "Oh god I'm so alone" option?"

mhlaxp commented on Science! T-Shirts Justify Spiting God

"As Epicurus said, Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?"

mhlaxp commented on Science! T-Shirts Justify Spiting God

"I prove I like science without wearing some fancy t-shirt, every time anyone asks me what's new. My response?"

mhlaxp commented on Interview: The Winning G.I.R.L.

"Thank you, Sony, for shattering the myth that there are no girl games."