middy commented on Rock Band 2 Announced, Sets Hardware and Software Precedents

"/me shakes his head Needs a maple fretboard..."

middy commented on Things No One Gives Microsoft Credit For (But Should)

"As one of the few people who migrated from Mac and *nix to Windows I'd like to point out that Microsoft OS's have been superb since Win2K, and Excel and Access are miles beyond their peers in power and usability."

middy commented on World of Warcraft Getting a Hardware Authenticator Tool

"/say Now you die! /target tehdahl /cast Fireball"

middy commented on Wall-E Review: One of the Best Sci-Fi Movies in Years, Disguised as a Cartoon

"@Macloserboy: Good point."

middy commented on Walking Stick Fishing Pole: Perfect for Dr. House's Days Off?

"I don't know about y'all, but my grampa would have ended up with the hook attached to his pants, dragging the cane along behind him by 20 yards of fishing line."

middy commented on Giz Explains: How the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Will Save the World

"@GadgetPlay: duh Man, you're making me dislike conservatives almost as much as I dislike liberals."

middy commented on PC Gamers Pirating 20x the Games They Buy?

"They should change their name to CryBABYtek."

middy commented on Cat Vs. Washing Machine (My Poor Cat Part II)

"My goldfish is terrified of the word "suppressed." If I could only get my hands on the bastard who taught him to read..."

middy commented on Giz Explains: How the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Will Save the World

"Just think how much good that money could do if he simply donated it to the US government, the EU government, and the UN. . . . bwahahahahaha!"

middy commented on How To: Make Windows Vista Boot Faster With Multiple Cores

"/me shrugs."

middy commented on A Night With Bill Gates' New Big Hairy Vision

"Wow. Try sobering up before you write an article."

middy commented on McCain Says He'll Choose Vice-President Via Google

"Heck, I'd vote for Ted Nugent for President before I'd vote for the two assclowns we're stuck with."

middy commented on Taser Found Liable in Wrongful Death Suit, Bad News for Taser

"@indemnitypop: wee todd"

middy commented on Blow Victims Away with Mentos and Coke Booby Trap

"@DashTheHand: It doesn't work at all with the 20oz bottle."

middy commented on Million Dollar Olympic Bicycle So Specialized "No Ordinary Person Could Ride It"

"@fly boy: Same way you go up hills on a BMX bike..."

middy commented on Million Dollar Olympic Bicycle So Specialized "No Ordinary Person Could Ride It"

"Fixies don't need brakes."

middy commented on Boeing Successfully Fires 25 kW Solid-State Lasers, Laser Weapons One Step Closer to Being a Reality

"@MJDeviant: For many problems, destroyed == solved. @Jeffrey McManus: Targeting is much easier when your weapon reaches its target instantaneously in a straight line (for all practical purposes). @dwarfgoat: Only if they are explicitly used as blinding weapons. A mirror will not work you morans!"

middy commented on Flip Mino: Our First Footage (So Far, So Good)

"Your caulk is cracked."