mikegriffin commented on The Nahamer T450 Toaster Eliminates Toast Popping For Toast Dropping

"If it can't burn it to a slab of coal, I don't want one."

mikegriffin commented on Question of the Day: How Often Do You Replace Your Cellphone (and Why)?

"[chrisjordan.com]"

mikegriffin commented on Toshiba Qosmio Line Gets Cheaper, More Fun with GPS-Equipped F55, X305 Gamer and G55 with PS3 Cell Chip (Updated with Video)

"I have a Qosmio F25 series and it the best and most flawless computer I've ever used."

mikegriffin commented

"Wonder if they would do a tougue video."

mikegriffin commented on RFID Credit Cards Can Be Hacked With $8 Worth of Stuff

"All you nerds missed her black nipple."

mikegriffin commented on Safari 3.1 Is Out, First to Support CSS Animations, Web Fonts, Multimedia HTML 5

"I want two, is that ok?"

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"burp"

mikegriffin commented on Visit the Apple Store, Get Laid

"If a girl goes for an apple product that means she will accept a diamond ring of no less than 3 carets."

mikegriffin commented on Visit the Apple Store, Get Laid

"The apple of most male eyes in the store is a new Mac, and not a used Mis."

mikegriffin commented on Sprint Finally Offers $99 'Simply Everything' Flat Rate Calling Plan

"I have becaome Anomymous and no long need a cell phone."

mikegriffin commented on Tributaries T12 Power Strip Is Overkill With 12 Ports, Eight of Which Rotate

"You not fooling me that is a lego creature."

mikegriffin commented on We Dump Coffee, Coke, OJ and Milk All Over a Shiny New Toughbook: Did It Survive?

"You should have tried battery acid also because this is a possibility for an auto mechanic."

mikegriffin commented on New Macbook Pro Review (Verdict: Penryn + LEDs = Efficiency)

"Needs jumpin jack Flash inside."

mikegriffin commented on Sony Vaio Graphic Splash Expressions Collection Makes You, Your Laptop Pretty

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

mikegriffin commented on Polaroid Instant Digital Picture Frame Is the Only Frame I Want

"Why didn't polaroid make their camera digital and deliever the photo in the same way as the old one?"

mikegriffin commented on Polaroid Instant Digital Picture Frame Is the Only Frame I Want

"I could never figure why they didn't make the camera digital, and have them print and deliver the photo in the same way, (out of the side of the camera)it couldn't have been that hard to do."

mikegriffin commented on Hammerite Metalmaster Makes Painting Even Easier: Both Sides at Once

"I had great plans for my penis until I saw it only works on metal-Drats!"

mikegriffin commented on Jesus Switch Turns On, Off

"Looks like the kind that glows in the dark."