mildretard commented on Rumor: Apple Unlocking iPhone and iPod Touch's Latent FM Powers With Radio App

"I wouldn't mind a little FM lovin' on my iPod touché."

mildretard commented on I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

"Well done, sir."

mildretard commented on What Is This?

"@aubreyAubrey: I say to that, amen."

mildretard commented on Death By iPhone: Apple and China's Cultural Time Bomb

"I love gadgets."

mildretard commented on The Desperate Times Before Internet Porn

"@Itspeat!: She looks kinda like Anna Friel, who fortunately did a little attention grab for Vanity Fair: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/anna-friels-topless-vanit_n_233393.html."

mildretard commented on Space Invaders Under the Influence

"As a young tween I made the mistake of venturing into an arcade after dark, where I got kicked in the face by a drunk cowboy. I did get a bunch of free tokens though, which I thought was cool."

mildretard commented on Verizon Phones Will Have Verizon's App Store, No One Else's

"Good god."

mildretard commented on Re-Rumor: Apple Tablet Coming in October, Priced at $800

"verizon?.....please?"

mildretard commented on Bossa Nova Prime-8 Robot Walks Runs on His Hands, Smashes Aibos to Bits

""Parents love them because they have a family-friendly play pattern" which refers to, I can only assume, the fart feature."

mildretard commented on Sony Ericsson's Android Rachael UI Makes Me Want to Ditch My iPhone

"@babs1602: I would just like to ditto the above."