moogoescow commented on Elderly Airbag Turns Old People into Superballs

"The airbag system is strapped onto the body and inflates in 0.1 seconds when it detects rapid movement toward the ground. Thus immobilizing said old person like a turtle on its back, so their pockets can be relieved of coin purses, bit 'o' honeys, and country buffet coupons."

moogoescow commented on Update: Dream Car 123 Trades Dignity for Energy Efficiency

"bullet proof glass?"

moogoescow commented on NASA Cooks Up Plans for Nuclear Reactor Under the Surface of the Moon

"Not to be the "OMG!"

moogoescow commented on Northrop Grumman Death Star Lasers Are Weapons-Grade, Could Be Out in 2008

"@se.blackheart: Yes but you have to start the CD at the same time you start warming up the "laser chains" otherwise it doesnt sync right."

moogoescow commented on Deep-Sea Submersible Alvin, Discoverer of the Titanic, To Be Replaced By Bigger, Badder Sub

"@strider_mt2k: oh I find it interesting, it's just the hair is a bit of a distraction."

moogoescow commented on Deep-Sea Submersible Alvin, Discoverer of the Titanic, To Be Replaced By Bigger, Badder Sub

"@strider_mt2k: Ok, a question about that video. 1."

moogoescow commented on Deep-Sea Submersible Alvin, Discoverer of the Titanic, To Be Replaced By Bigger, Badder Sub

"Maybe the researchers wouldn't have such a hard time scraping together funds if they'd stop using the forging equipment to make giant bowls of strawberry kiwi jello."

moogoescow commented on VP Candidate Biden Is No Friend to File Sharing, Net Neutrality Protection or Online Privacy

"Ok, first off I have to say congrats to the Obama supporters who arn't jumping ship at the first sign of a old white guy."

moogoescow commented on Question of the Day: Do You Prefer an Electric or Manual Shaver?

"I use an electric, one of those Braun self-cleaning jobs."

moogoescow commented on Little Girl Substituted By Cuter Little Girl In Olympic Opening Ceremony Karaoke

"Im not gonna call B.S on China since we do the same."