Ash78 commented on Trailblazer, Envoy, 9-7X Death Date Accelerated To December 23

"Twas the night before the night before ChristmasAnd all through DetroitThe strategers were workingOn plans, maladroitSeveral cycles behindTheir products dragged onBut before comes the morningThree more would be goneWith Rick in his officeAnd ol' Bob in his chairThe devised a new plan thatMight increase all their sharesOn Opel, on Holden, on Vauxhall, on point"We'll rebadge them domestic"Between puffs on his joint"

Ash78 commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $95,000 Lazer F/X 1987 Corvette

"Crack pipe. Before I even got into cars to any real degree, I always stood by the mantra that Vettes should be kept (visually) stock, even if you tool around under the hood."

Mad_Science commented on Tata Abandons Factory Site, Will They Ever Build The Nano?

"@Placebo: Something tells me UAW wages/benefits might drive up the cost from the proposed $2500 per."

Mad_Science commented on China Automobile France Displays Kiff; Looks Like Jeep Hurricane, Not Futurama Character

""GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! ...the Chinese have decided to combine shameless rip-offsmanship with poor build quality and lax safety standards to construct a vehicle that looks like fun, but would likely simultaneously decapitate and eviscerate you in even the minorest of crashes." "That's not good news at all...that's terrible!" "uuhh-what?"

Mad_Science commented on Top Ten Reasons The Paris Auto Show Press Room Sucks

"You'll notice most of the griping is about how it was hard to do their jobs...you know...all those posts about cars and stuff? It's not like they were disappointed because the free Champagne was of a sub-par vintage."

Mrb00st commented on Top Ten Reasons The Paris Auto Show Press Room Sucks

"@elwood: and how does that make them any less true?"

NovaloadMissesPolar commented on 'SNL' Will Have Its Reward In Heaven After This Sarah Palin Debate Skit

"@Victor Ward: Weren't she and Biden in agreement on that point in the debate?"

NovaloadMissesPolar commented on Top Ten Reasons The Paris Auto Show Press Room Sucks

"@DoctorNine: I know!"

Mad_Science commented on Top Ten Reasons The Paris Auto Show Press Room Sucks

"Well, compared to the frothing-at-the-mouth tirade Ray gave in '06, things seem to have improved. Either that, or Ben does all his posting while sober."

Mad_Science commented on Top Ten Reasons The Paris Auto Show Press Room Sucks

"@Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid."