oldgraygeek commented on Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass

"This story should ripen well by Monday's episode of TMZ. Guilty TV pleasure, that..."

oldgraygeek commented on Playboy Now Able to Afford Tara Reid

"They lost me this year..."

oldgraygeek commented on Fewer Consumers Write Personal Checks, Fewer Retailers Accept Them

"I opened my business checking account in 2004."

oldgraygeek commented on Windows 8 Expected in 2012 According to Roadmap

"By 2012, the revised map will say October 2014."

oldgraygeek commented on Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty

"@John: That's what I came to say."

oldgraygeek commented on A Guide To Choosing The HDTV That's Right For You

"We're about to Take the Plunge, so this is timely."

oldgraygeek commented on What's Your Favorite Soviet Car?

"The Zaparozhets. My wife is from Tver' ...she says they used to call it "the family car" because, as she puts it, "any man seen in one must already have a family, because no woman who sees him driving a Zaparozhets will even consider marrying him." #qotd"

oldgraygeek commented on Family Guy Shows What a Flinstones Car Chase Would Look Like

"@boot shrew: I recognized his voice, but I thought they had just used a voiceover from WWPV..."

oldgraygeek commented on 15 Years In Prison After Cutting The Line At Walmart?

"One of the best (or worst) things about having a concealed carry permit is that you don't start sh*t with anyone, for any reason. Five years ago, my unarmed & younger self would have objected loudly."