ottermann killed Kenny commented on C-3PO Ceramic Tape Dispenser USA,

"Am I the only one who saw the Jar-Jar slippers and imagined they had squeekies in the heels, so when you walk down the hall, it goes: "meesa, meesa, meesa, meesa, meesa, meesa....""

ottermann killed Kenny commented on Girls Play With Wiis

"Well....most girls play with wii's because they like the boys that the wii's are connect....... what? Wii is a videogame system? Wait....I thought wii was short for wii-ner...... Um.... Move along...... Nothing to see here....."

ottermann killed Kenny commented on Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Geeks Who Are Late to Everything

"The running-footie things.....why are they done up in an urban camouflage pattern...on the soles? Also, and keep in mind I've never worn anything like them, it looks like they would be uncomfortable. Not too sure I want my toes spread eagled while walking."

ottermann killed Kenny commented on Name Your Own Forum Section - Need More Entries

"#timewaster #pantsme #froochzone #meh"

ottermann killed Kenny commented on Best Buy's Holiday Carolers Make Me Want to Murder

"Oh, come on Frooch..... Isn't it bad enough that we get sucker punched by these douches at home, and now Giz nails us with them? Makes me want to throw my oatmeal at my TV when I see them."

ottermann killed Kenny commented on This Is How Multitasking Should Work On the iPhone

"@fakejezuzdiaz: Reminds me of the days in the youth hostels in Belgium, with Gunter and Freidrich, jamming to Da Da Da, by Trio..........."