Purple Dave commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"If you love having your photo sketched in that booth at the mall, you'll love the new Canon F-1 Sketch-o-matic porto-cam!"

Purple Dave commented on New Gears Of War 2 Action Figures

"OMG they made an action figure of Stephen Baldwin! Heh."

Purple Dave commented on Volkswagen Caddy Van Features a Wooden Boat Deck For Sunbathing

"Did they come up with this design so that in case you accidentally overshoot the parking lot at the beach by several hundred feet, you can still enjoy yourself?"

Purple Dave commented on EcoSaber Shirt: The Kinder, Eco-Friendlier Lightsaber

"Wow."

Purple Dave commented on Brett Ratner's Guitar Hero Movie Idea Sounds Crappy

"How about Pong?"

Purple Dave commented on Patent Trolls Suing Sony, Want To Halt PS3 Sales

"A patent for storing data on a disc?"

Purple Dave commented on Walmart Suggests Cardboard Packaging, Save Games

"I _like_ my DVD-case-style video game packaging."

Purple Dave commented on Pro Gamers Are Doping Too

"This is as screwed up as the fact that two Olympic medals were revoked from the same guy in the sport of freaking _pistol_shooting_."

Purple Dave commented on Itagaki Bets You A Beer The PS3 Is Easier To Program For Than The Famicom

"That's sorta no-brainerish."

Purple Dave commented on 3-Channel Black Stealth R/C Chopper For $30

"I knew it wasn't likely to have made it into the video, but I can't have been alone in hoping that there'd be a shot of that thing bumping into a wall or something and shooting off in some odd direction."

Purple Dave commented on Lego Batman Gains Lego Butler

"Not saying the screenshots aren't new, but didn't we already see Alfred in one of the horde of gameplay clips that have come out?"

Purple Dave commented on '89 Batmobile Now on eBay: Hurry, Grab Your Wallet!

"@Jamaces: No, he had one of the pansy Batmobiles from the Shumacher franchise-killers."