roflwaffles commented on Birdo Imprisoned Over Gender Mix-Up, Only A Dildo Can Save Her

"Its a trap!"

roflwaffles commented on DS "Milk" Squirting Game Demoed

"elite raep agents?"

roflwaffles commented on Will Wright Says E3 Is "The Walking Dead"

"I find a quote i saw while playing CoD oddly appropriate- "anyone who wants the old E3 back has no brain, and anyone who doesn't miss it has no heart.""

roflwaffles commented on The PC Gamer's Bill of Rights

"Steam needs competition, their doing better than most other PC game distributors, but are far from perfect, or even great."

roflwaffles commented on MythBusters Build a 1100-Barrel Paintball Gun to Paint the Mona Lisa, Instantly

"the slow mo shot needs to be a startup video for something."

roflwaffles commented on Jesus Tries to Save Your Soul But Windows Stops Him

"@Crash Override 777: lol internet."

roflwaffles commented on New Japanese Infinite Undiscovery Gameplay Trailer

"meeh, i still need to play PSO. thats free for the pc now, right?"

roflwaffles commented on The Wiz - Gamepark's Successor To The GP2x

"@BPMΣ: dont forget the Pandora can be overclocked much higher, 900 is said to pretty common/easy."

roflwaffles commented on The Wiz - Gamepark's Successor To The GP2x

"@Dr.Chocobo: the Pandora will be about 300 dollars us, due to lack of tax and the slightly rising dollar. think of it like a EEE, compared to 400 its pretty reasonable."

roflwaffles commented on The Wiz - Gamepark's Successor To The GP2x

"@kablammyman: the f-200 fixed that problem, but instead of a real d-pad, included 4 buttons."

roflwaffles commented on The Wiz - Gamepark's Successor To The GP2x

"@Glare: hypothetically because its more powerful, has a better screen, is impossible to brick, and doesn't require modification and uses SDHC cards rather than micro or pro duo, and doeskin require either a flashcard or pandora battery. Also its possible it will be home to far more homebrew games along with more emulator support (ps1 is probable), and IMHO a better community than a bunch of 12 year olds screaming about how they hax0r3d their psp's. personally im going to wait for the pandora, as a extra 100 or so gets me a mobile computer capable of stuff like web browsing, better controls, and possible n64 emulation, and smaller features like a excellent screen and 2 SDHC slots, being unbrickable, etc. If of course its ever released."

roflwaffles commented on iPhone to Cost $990 in Russia: Yakov Smirnoff Has New Material

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IPHONE BUYS YOU!"

roflwaffles commented on Six Fun Things to Do With Serious Military Hardware at a Russian Armaments Show

"@Daversa: ifags-ifags."

roflwaffles commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs

"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW HIPPIES?!"

roflwaffles commented on Invaders! Indeed No Longer Playable At GC 08

"@AntiHiro: He did show it. he pulled it because he wanted to, not because the government made him."

roflwaffles commented on Invaders! Indeed No Longer Playable At GC 08

"ITT butthurt artfag gets pwned."

roflwaffles commented on VP Candidate Biden Is No Friend to File Sharing, Net Neutrality Protection or Online Privacy

"fuck this, im writing i colbert."

roflwaffles commented on How To Hack Your PSP Slim For Homebrew Apps

"note-dealextreme has a slim unlock battery which is supposedly also a normal battery."