sam_i_am commented on This May Be the First Man on the Planet to Get an iPhone 3G

"He should have got Bret to make him a camera phone using super glue."

sam_i_am commented on Walk-In Wine Cellar Vault, Our Superhero Lair

"And for an extra $2,985 I can have it completely filled with Charles Shaw's finest."

sam_i_am commented on Walk-In Wine Cellar Vault, Our Superhero Lair

"Two wine glasses, two hands. These guys have thought of everything!"

sam_i_am commented on Thingamakit DIY Synthesizer is Horribly, Wonderfully Noisy

"**Flashback** Oh man, how much of my life did I waste playing Commander Keen?"

sam_i_am commented on Modular Ping Pong Table Allows For Crazy 12 Player Games

"This beats the piss out of bulletball."

sam_i_am commented on Reminder: NYC Giz Meetup is This Saturday

"I can't make it, thanks to Nokia."

sam_i_am commented on Lightning Review: Nokia E66 Slider Smartphone

"This, my friends, is why you NEVER walk out on a comment thread."

sam_i_am commented on Lightning Review: Nokia E66 Slider Smartphone

"Oh. He's gone."

sam_i_am commented on Lightning Review: Nokia E66 Slider Smartphone

"HEY WILSON! *pant pant* Sorry I'm late man, I brought you an ice cream."

sam_i_am commented on Question of the Day: Which Hard Drives Have Crashed On You?

"Vote 1 for the OLD maxtors.."

sam_i_am commented on Dealzmodo: One Year of Wired for $3

"DDDOOOOOHHHHHH. missed it too. I can just imagine the recent explosion of activity at discount mags HQ.. "Uh, boss, we've got 200 new orders for Wired.."

sam_i_am commented on Virtual Maestro is Like Guitar Hero, Just Without the Guitars and Rock Music

"Created by professors?"

sam_i_am commented on Video: iPhone GPS, Live Tracking, Traffic, and Geotagging

"Looks like it's a 'you are here' only."

sam_i_am commented on iPhone 2 Rumor Round-up. Verdict: Don't Believe Everything You Read

"Hey has anyone predicted that maybe apple are releasing a new flagship iPhone, but are keeping the original one in the lineup (maybe with a few small upgrades), but dropping the price to $200??"

sam_i_am commented on Asus Reveals Bamboo-Trimmed U6, Ditches All-Bamboo EcoBook Concept

"Oh yeah, and who's to blame when my laptop gets eaten by a panda? This Asus is also not going to be panda safe."

sam_i_am commented on Asus Reveals Bamboo-Trimmed U6, Ditches All-Bamboo EcoBook Concept

"We've got a bamboo chopping board in the kitchen, and after a few runs in the dishwasher it's started falling apart! So, in summary, I don't think this Asus is going to be dishwasher safe."

sam_i_am commented on Giz's Memorial Day Cameraphone Photo Contest

"Hey guys I'm just heading down to the hardware store."