sanjsrik commented on Dell Tries to Mend Fences With a Laptop Full of Pubes

"I'd be glad to upload the wav file of the dell tech from India swearing epithets at me on the phone."

sanjsrik commented on OLPC Planning and Praying for $50 Laptop

"Are they planning on fixing the crappy membrane keyboards?"

sanjsrik commented on Cablevision's Crazy New VOD Scheme: Send You the DVD Too

"In case you forgot what it was on demand?"

sanjsrik commented on Bring the Sweet Stench of Death to Your Desk With More Gothic Peripherals

"I can see it now, next Columbine that happens will be blamed on one of these."

sanjsrik commented on Our MacBook Air Review Matrix

"We're talking about 4 guys who are only important because SOMEONE thinks they're smart."

sanjsrik commented on Tips From an Expert: A Penthouse Photographer on Taking Pics of Beautiful Women

"She's not skanky, she's just um, misunderstood."

sanjsrik commented on Lightning Review: Zumobi Mobile Browser

"I tried this when it came out: couldn't install the useless thing when I did get it installed, it froze and died. It lasted on my device for about 15 minutes. 15 minutes too long if you ask me."

sanjsrik commented on Connect a Desk for Stand Up Computing

"Why am I the only one who sees sex toy possibilities?"

sanjsrik commented on Hype Sheet: Apple Goes, Quite Gently, for the Jugular

"I love scooby snacks. Oh, what?"

sanjsrik commented on The End of an Era: Steve Jobs Says Only One Boom!

"I vote for "duh" After all it represents the products he puts out."

sanjsrik commented on LINDO "Hip-office" Design Has Us Bent Double

"I see sex toy in the making..."

sanjsrik commented on PC Builder Decides To Optimize User, Creates Performance-Enhancing Drug

"Wait, these guys are "german" hmm, superrace, hmm, um, uh, anyone remember this from like, dunno' 40-50 years ago?"

sanjsrik commented on Steve Jobs: "People Don't Read Anymore," Android Is Going Down

"If people don't read anymore, how do they WRITE CODE? Again, if you takes jobs seriously, you deserve to be an idiot with the guru."

sanjsrik commented on MacBook Air: Vent or Praise in this Flamewar Thread

"Wowsers, Daphne, did Scooby eat ALL the Scooby snacks again? Oh, wait, nevermind, Macs suck."

sanjsrik commented on Miracles: Mossberg Says Dell XPS One Is Better Machine than an iMac

"IF you believe Mossberg as much as the guy himself believes himself, then sure, his opinion is worth something."

sanjsrik commented on Play Any Video Type with CodecInstaller

"Is it just me or is this program crashing every single time I click on "update codecs"?"

sanjsrik commented on Avoid Bait and Switch Scams on Digital Cameras

"I don't understand something."

sanjsrik commented on Zetix Blast-Proof Fabric Resists Multiple Car Bombs, Makes Our Heads Explode

"Finally, bulletproof mormon long johns."