No, something I've been working on, it took me a month to finish it should only have taken two weeks. #oppositelock
HOLY SHIT!!! I'M DONE!!! HA HA HA HA YIPPY! I'm FRIGGEN DONE! I FINISHED IT. #oppositelock
Thanks, it does suck right now. Can't wait for things to get better.

I normally wouldn't just leave after having someone hit me, but it wasn't really terribly hard (actually, she probably damaged her own car if anything). I hope there's not damage that I overlooked.

Somebody rear ended my car at a stop sign, I was late picking up my daughter so I just hopped out and checked my back bumper. No signs of damage so I let the person go. If I wasn't late I'd had taken their info.

On another note, bumpers sure have changed. She knocked me hard enough to cause a crunch but it must have popped itself back out. #oppositelock

Other people think you're a hair stylist?
I need to stop being selfish and take my guy on a nice long walk. He likes that. #oppositelock
At least you did it though and have a legitimate excuse. I've been walking out with my tail between my legs every day for the past two weeks. #oppositelock
Thanks, assface, that was very helpful. *makes mean ugly face*
I haven't been in a very good mood lately. Hopefully my humor will kick in soon. #oppositelock
Oh my FUCKING GAWD! It's taken me a month to finish something I was given two weeks to do at work. It's pissing me off, I can't stand it. Every fucking thing is going wrong and I'm spending an entire days just getting my stupid machine to work. THIS REALLY STINKS!!!!! I look like a shit head. #oppositelock
I'm thinking of burritos or Italian. They both sound good. Should have bought a cheesecake too. #oppositelock
I think I'll just go to bed early tonight.
I am two weeks past due turning something in at work. It's really pissing me off. #oppositelock
Went to the restroom and they had some nice soap in there, I think I'm saved. #whitenoise
I can tell that my armpits are going to get really rank today. I even used antibacterial soap this morning. UGH! #whitenoise
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