silvarga commented on Today in Gay Weddings: Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler

"Will this holy union be televised ala Charles and Diana's, or will it be a straight-to-DVD double feature along with Ellen/Portia's? Surely there will be a Live-Aid type star spangled gala hosted by Liza and Tim Gunn afterward, yes?"

silvarga commented on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"I read yesterday that the box-office take was 150-something million on Sunday afternoon and I'd planned to see the movie late Sunday night."

silvarga commented on VisionArt Hides Flat Panel TVs and Speakers Behind Fine Art For Classy Consumers

"Any kind of poser-ass Frasier Crane wannabe who spends $8000 on some roll-up canvas and then another $6000 for future replacements deserves to have his money taken. Burn-in/diminished lamp-life or not, I don't understand why flatscreens don't come with ejectable flash drives you load "art" onto and run on a built-in slideshow/screensaver app."

silvarga commented on Yeah, I'm Just As Surprised As You That 'Chuck' Got Picked Up

"F*ck, I hate that show."

silvarga commented on Apple Campus vs. Microsoft Campus: One Visitor's UI Review

"sad. Microsoft's main campus is huge and can definitely be difficult to traverse."

silvarga commented on Microsoft Reportedly Working on Sphere Shaped Version of Surface

"Oh you mean they're ripping off the OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA?"

silvarga commented on Morgan Hydrogen Fuel-Cell LifeCar from Concept To Shiny Reality

""Holy Moose-Knuckle, Batman!""

silvarga commented on Kate Hudson On Katherine Heigl: 'Who Is She?'

"I think they directly asked her how she felt about being compared to KH."

silvarga commented on iPod Nano Getting Purple Paint Job?

"Maybe Jobs put out the Purple Nano to honor Prince and his recent hip replacement. Seems like the Nano colors are made to appeal to women."

silvarga commented on Proof That iPods=Crime

"Because it looks like it's Dave Grohl, and like he's not wearing pants."

silvarga commented on Proof That iPods=Crime

"Is the guy in that lead photo wearing pants?"

silvarga commented on Kevin Federline: Good at Taking a Punch

"I just saw this scene again while flipping through channels."

silvarga commented on 'Best of HairMix' Nominees!

"The "Some Lady" in the Tom Cruise pic has got to be Tracy Scoggins."

silvarga commented on Simon Cowell's Genital Odor Secrets Revealed By Loose-Lipped, Probably Fake Domestic

"@Metroville: It works even better if you imagine the quote is narrated by Ricardo Montalban."

silvarga commented on Clinton's Headshot Shot By Naked Boy Photographer

"That headshot of "Hilly Hills" is TIGHT!"

silvarga commented on CBS News Implores Pols To Reach "Hipster Voters" "Mad Fast"

"While counting how many hot guys they have to place in this story just to keep the Gays..."

silvarga commented on In the Future, You'll Be Having Relations With Sexbots, and Women Will Be Rendered Irrelevant

"Hey wait."

silvarga commented on When David Became Liza

"That was probably his original plan: After watching a "Life & Times of a She-Devil"/"Die Mommy Die!" marathon, He'd decided to Marry Liza, make her disappear, and then BECOME her."