I just want to know whose awesome calf that is.
I don't see a mention of him doing a good job anywhere, though.
@Go Vols!: Let me talk to you about this tiger repelent I'm selling.
@stevewoz: Most importantly, Mr. Woz, they have one if the highest hot women per capita alongside Sweden and Brazil.
@Prostate of Grace: At least, he doesn't have to hold that thing to his ear to me call. Oh, wait...
@Jesus Diaz: "...bloody read"? I thought you were Spanish, Señor. Giripollas, tio! :-p I bet the woofer is going to be featured in the next Halo game.
@mciarlo: I would've liked it better if they had named it "Mustbefar".
They can even base it on the game from the radio commercials in GTA VI. That kid sounds ecstatic about rezoning and raising taxes.
@tucker: Exactly. Rupees is also how I pay for my Mouse Bombs.
@SJRNWT: Wow, never heard (or read) about a 3/4 Indian before. Reminded me about a bottle of Scotch, for some reason.
@Gordonium: You got the next Hollywood blockbuster,right there.
@mrmcarter: Oh, he shouldn't have tried to reveal what Stride's Mega Mystery chewing gum tastes like!
@mrmcarter: Though Exhibit sounds like he could be the mascot for a museum of Natural History.
@The5thElephant: Ah, the Nemo/Spock Paradox
@dingus: Joan of Arc would approve.
Looks like someone takes Lady Gaga WAY too seriously.
@strays2k: He either performs in LA Streets or in a giant shoe costume.
@Curves: Potato, french fries.
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