"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: So, uh, how did John McCain improperly aid Charles Keating, Jr., and why did his fellow Senators not feel that he was deserving of censure and only deserved criticism?"
"Also, nothing is better for catching maggots than an unwashed SPAM can left on the back porch for a couple of days.
What you do with them maggots is your business."
"The bestest thing about Whole Foods is that the workers know for shit-sure that the entitled twatwaffle who just cut you off near the antipasta bar while dazedly discussing their day with a fellow dimwit totally deserves to be beaten repeatedly with a whole New Zealand bone-in leg of lamb.
They do, however, draw the line at attempting to smother a frumpy hausfrau with focaccia for taking more than one sample of the fig-glazed brie."
"@joyatri: Most people would do well to reduce consumption of meat, but in terms of how accessable the nutrients are and the density of them, meat is hard to beat."
"@cassandra: So, uh, as long as we're being civilized and such, can I get me some of those other things?
As you surely know, I'm with you on the whole 'have some goddamned decency' side of this."
"The hell?!?
We had an opportunity to organize and plan and make sure that when we finally round up the wealthy and throw them in camps that the revolution FINALLY liberates the common man,and we piss it away on the ramblings of last generation's iconoclastic elitists?"
"I just need to know which pretend candidate I vote for to bring about the end of civilization and a rapid decline into Road Warrior-esque post-apocalypse."
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