bosskev commented on Condom Dispenser Sets the Bar Too High

"Nothing says STUD like a condom machine next to your bed!"

bosskev commented on Dealzmodo: Ultimate Never Leave Home Food Kit, 275 Meals for $75

"@henhen: "ok, so this is dehydrated food...so when you add water you get ex."

bosskev commented on Dealzmodo: Ultimate Never Leave Home Food Kit, 275 Meals for $75

"Now that I've actually looked at the damn bucket, here's a warning on it I found to be kind of entertaining: Not that I necessarily support imperiling small fry*, but that icon is just too darned fun. *Under certain specific circumstances, such as airplanes and movie theaters, I maintain that a large dry cleaning bag is the best gift you can give a squalling baby.** **Oh, c'mon, I'm just kidding...sort of."

bosskev commented on Dealzmodo: Ultimate Never Leave Home Food Kit, 275 Meals for $75

"People, this stuff DOES have protein."

bosskev commented on LightMate Pillow Looks Like Glowing Hentai Splooge Monster That Molests You to Sleep

"I like the sales pitch from the source website (emphasis added):This awfully attractive creature heats, lights and provides company."

bosskev commented on OSIM uSpace Full Body Massage Chair Balances Your Body, Bank Account

"This chair seems like total hippie-dippie overkill."

bosskev commented on MultiTouch Cell Can Play Tom Cruise as Big as You'd Like

"This is one of those technologies I don't yet fully get."

bosskev commented on First Person View of an Epic Parachute Fail

"@ANoel: "Poor limp Dick." Winner of the "Phrase of the Day" award and 100% OT--well done!"

bosskev commented on Create New Masterpieces Out of Google's Chrome Comic Using Photoshop

"@jackfrost132: If we're playing Scrabble, you have way too many tiles."

bosskev commented on First Person View of an Epic Parachute Fail

"@1.21Gigawatts: "Parachuting is actually safer than driving...we could rarely go past 82 days without a death of some sort, usually drunk driving." So, what you are saying is (if I may be so bold as to offer a correction to your statement), "Parachuting is actually safer than DRUNK driving." Yeah."

bosskev commented on First Person View of an Epic Parachute Fail

"@Parapraxis: Umm...what was that massive red chunk laying in the distance? No, don't tell me."

bosskev commented on First Person View of an Epic Parachute Fail

"He wants to continue this crazy activity?"

bosskev commented on Create New Masterpieces Out of Google's Chrome Comic Using Photoshop

"@lldsandsll: You did?"

bosskev commented on Create New Masterpieces Out of Google's Chrome Comic Using Photoshop

"@DustyButt: Tension mounts in the final rounds of the Gizmodo Spelling Bee Championships. Moderator: "The word is: douchebag." Contestant: nervously clears throat "umm...douchebag, N O T C H J O H N S O N, douchebag" Moderator: "Correct!"

bosskev commented on JVC DLA-SH4K Is World's Smallest 4K Resolution Projector: 10 Gorgeous Megapixels In Yer Face

"@ps61318: OTOH, I bet you can't keep your hands off your perky silicone-based CPU."

bosskev commented on Good News, Everyone!

"Very cool."

bosskev commented on Good News, Everyone!

"@Git Em SteveDave is starlost: ...he asked, all starry-eyed."

bosskev commented on Notes: Promotions, Evolutions and Unlikely Alliances

"@Brian Lam: "Regarding GDGT, can't get into details, but it's not competitive with Gizmodo and Engadget." So, ps61318 has it right...it won't be a GADGET blog, it will be a GIDGET blog!"