superjap commented on Computer Fight!

"that was really painful, stick to the news plz"

superjap commented on Yamaha's Muro Sensor Wireless Music Controller Looks Familiar

"Hmm, yes my vibrator does look just like that."

superjap commented on Brando's Chicken, Pork, Pizza and Watermelon USB Drives Are Phenomenally Delicious

"that first one made me really really hungry"

superjap commented on Confirmed: All 6 Star Wars Movies to be Released in 3D

"George Lucas: Dammit, I'm one of the richest men in the world, but I feel like im not beating a dead horse goddamn enough already. Lucasfilm Exec: Sir, we could rape Star War's grandmother's dead body some more by re-offering them, again, but in 3d! George Lucas: Well, we already raped Indiana Jones dry, so I guess that's our only choice."

superjap commented on Is This Guitar Hero: World Tour's Setlist?

"because the people that review porn are the most trusted site in gaming news."

superjap commented on Dragonforce Song Pack Due Next Month For Guitar Hero III

"get a haircut you damn hippies"

superjap commented on Things We Wish We'd Seen At E3, But Didn't

"Totally effing badass."

superjap commented on Japanese iPhone 3G Is Perverts' Worst Friend

"There's actually a law that phones have to make a shutter sound that can't be turned off, when I lived there it was annoying because taking pictures of people asleep was not always an easy process."

superjap commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man

"that looks more penis-like than any submarine yet, based solely on the tip"

superjap commented on Nintendo E3 08 Press Conference Liveblog

"@unangbangkay: please, jack thompson is disbarred and broken, the only place where hell be able to spout his shit is faux news"